Bawww, emailed Amy and asked for a HOGB8 shipping hold until I get home in a few weeks. Read enough horror stories here about the carrier misplacing knives after allegedly attempting delivery. Nope. Stomping the brakes on that possibility and putting it right through the windshield.
Dramatic monologue excerpt adapted to HOGB8:
“Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.” Ezekial 25:17. - Pulp Fiction
“See, now I’m thinking, maybe it means [we’re] the evil [men]. And [Will and Stump Buster] are the righteous [men]. And Mr. [HOGB8] here, he’s the shepherd protecting [our] ass[es] in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean [we’re] the righteous [men] and [Will and Stump Buster are] the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. And I’d like that. But that [stuff] ain’t the truth. The truth is [we’re] the weak. And the [HOGB8] is the tyranny of evil men. But [we’re] tryin’, [Leo], [we’re] tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.”
I don’t know, I’m many beers deep. Good day, chaps.