The "Instant Knife Collection" Giveaway!!! WINNER ANNOUNCED

stabman

stabman

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This is just what it sounds like.:)

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Must be 18 or older to enter. If you're under 18 and your parents are cool with it, get them to sign up for a free Registered User account to enter for you.:)
USA and Canada only, as shipping is going to be pricey.

To enter, you must:
-Post a joke...just make sure it's PG. If you want to repeat someone else's, I guess that's fine.
-Say what your favourite thing about Canada is.
-Tell us all what it is about knives that you like.
That's it! Your post number counts as your entry number. Number to be chosen by Random.org.
Contest runs till 6PM(ish) on November 11, 2011.

Now for the description:
(Knives, listed left to right in first pic)
-Tiger Knife from early 80's. Forget the hype from modern "Tactical" makers, THIS was THE original tactical folder. 440 stainless, Japan manufactured for a company in Montreal. This is the absolute best of the Tiger Knives around...I had to pretty much fight off my friend to keep it to give away.:D
-Japan made "surgical steel" Tanto. Cast aluminum handle. Says Hand Made on the handle, whatever that means in this case. Comes with leather and tape sheath.:D Knife bough in martial arts store in 1989.
-Browning lock-back knife. Made in Japan. Looks to be real wood inly in the handle. This is actually a very good quality knife, just sharpened alot over the years. My step-brother tried snagging this one...now you can have it.
-Smith&Wesson H.R.T. liner-lock knife. Good lock-up; China made.
-Gerber Paraframe.
-Gerber Mini-Paraframe.
-Two keychain lockbacks. One made in China, the other in Taiwan. The Taiwan one has the single coolest variation on the lock-back mechanism I have ever seen...I was tempted to keep it for myself, but Karma dictates otherwise.
-Ruko lock-back knife with LED light; weird!
-Chinese made framelock. Slight vertical wiggle due to lock-bar having reached other side, but totally safe. Best $7 my brother ever spent.
-Chinese made hunting knife with guthook and quite cool sheath...the way it holds the knife is neat.:)
-CRKT Stiff K.I.S.S. Tanto, with fancy cardboard sheath.
-Pakistan made throwing knife with other fancy cardboard sheath.;)
-Sheffield multi-tool and SAK copy. Both China made.
-Japan made copy of SAK. Got it in 1982.
-Keychain multi-tool. Neat!

(And the other stuff)
-MANY sheaths.
-Multi-pocket sheath/pouch
-Pouch with fast-set wire snare (made by a genuine Canadian:)), and a Coghlan's magnesium block with flint. Flint held on by elastic band...they always fall off.
-Lanyard material/leg tie-downs/cord
-Sack with drawstring
-154CM stock, 1/16" thick. If you have a vise and a file, you can make your own knife! Thin enough an electric hand-drill could do handle holes. Just send it off for heat treat.
-Genuine "Uncle Mike's Sidekick" pouch.
-Water proof match container (no matches)
-Survival whistle with compas (it works!), signal mirror, and waterproof match compartment (no matches)
-2 vacuum packed J-cloth towels.
-Rappala fish hook sharpener (odd)
-Fish hooks and sinkers in a small pill bottle.
-2 locking carabiners (NOT load bearing). Combo is 000 right now (or 555 depending on which side you look at). To set new combo, open, press down pin in top of locking part, hold it down, and twist to set new combo.
 
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Thanks for the chance!

Joke:Why don't aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

I like Canada because of the people's accents :D

I like knives that are shaving sharp, I feel sad when it can't shave for some reason.
 
1.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".

Watson: "I see millions and millions of stars".

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

2. Hockey, I'm a Rangers fan though :).

3. Knives have a riddle of their own. It's calming to understand the steel, and functions of a knife.
 
Thats a groovy giveaway. :thumbup:

- joke: Q: how do you know if you have a rhino in the oven? A: the door won't close (rimshot)

-Say what your favourite thing about Canada is: Goose Lake High School, of course.

-Tell us all what it is about knives that you like: like a flashlight, multitool and gun, it allows me to manipulate my environment
 
Great giveaway and very generous!

Joke:
During his sermon one Sunday, the preacher told his congregation that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible. He confidently stated, "If anything can happen to humans, it is described somewhere in the Bible."

After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said, "Reverend, I don't think the Bible mentions anything about PMS."

The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to PMS somewhere in Scripture. During the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book, chapter-by-chapter, and verse-by-verse.

On the following Sunday, the woman came up to him and asked, "Did you find any references to PMS in the Bible?"

The preacher smiled, opened his Bible, and began to read, "... and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."



I just got back from Ontario after a full week of fishing on Lake of the Woods. The Canadian scenery is beautiful and the fishing was great. One of my favorite times are the mouth watering, fresh Walleye shore lunches.

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I have liked knives since I can remember and that is a loooooong time. They have always been a tool first and foremost.
 
What is Irish and stays outside even when it rains?
Paddy O'Furniture! Hardy har hard!
Vancouver is beautiful this time of the year!!!
 
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the Red Green show, awsome.

i love knives. the were one of the first tools invented and are part of who we are today.
 
Man and wife go to heaven. Huge buffet, all fatty foods. Wife says, do you have anything low cal. Saint Pete says "don't worry, this is heaven". Man says to wife, "darn, we could have gotten here 10 years ago if we weren't on that diet".

Mounties

I like knives because they are handy and pretty and I can put them in my pockets.
 
- A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

- maple syrup and any related sweet candy like maple product

- the amount of time I can spend learning about them and never getting bored

Thanks!
 
thanks for the give away!

Little red riding hood gets to grandmas house, where the big bad wolf is dressed as grandma. Litle red "what big eyes, what big ears...." then rudely interupted by the wolf who rips off the grandma outfit and says "SCREW THIS, everytime someone tells this story i have to go through this over and over again and im sick of it!!!! Im just going to kill you now little red and be done with it" Little red replies while lifting up her skirt "No you arent! your gonna eat me like the book says!"

Canada is like a Loft apartment over a really great party!

i love my knives! i enjoy carrying them because people always ask why i carry only to ask me in the same day to use my knife several times. :cool:
 
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

I like poutine

I love the verstility of knives, they can be used to do so many jobs.
 
Thanks for the opportunity!

1. A bear runs into a bar, and eats a sleazy looking woman at the bar.

The bartender screams - "if you had wanted some drugs, you could have just told me!"

The bear is puzzled.

Grinning, the bartender says "That was a bar-bitch-you-ate".

2. I love the fact that a lot of my family lives there.

3. I love cycling - opening and closing knives and examining their action.
 
I like this give away! Great stuff! :D

Joke:
A guy gets in a terrible car wreck. He wakes up in the hospital days later and when he sees the Doctor and says," Doc! I can't feel my legs!"

Doc Says." That's because I've amputated both of your arms!"

My favorite things about Canada,
The friendly people, their delicious yet screwball take on bacon :) , the Northern Lights

What I like about knives,
Just about everything really. I like the utility that they offer, I like the looks, I like how when I carry a good knife I feel more prepared for the things I need to do at work and at home.

Thanks for the cool giveaway. Fun stuff.
 
Thanks for the give-away!

Joke:
These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar. The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders. The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?"
The string says "Yeah."
The bartender says, "aren't you a string?"
The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."

Favorite thing about Canada:
I like the totem poles and maple syrup.

I like knives because you can open things that are hard to open with them.

Erdbeereis
 
Thanks for the opportunity.

Joke: A Jew, an Irishman, and a Mexican walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Favorite thing about Canada: The beauty! Such an amazing wilderness wish so much wildlife.

I love knives because they are sharp and can be oh-so-beautiful.
 
Wow, thanks for the chance!

Alright, so this guy gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop asks him if he knew how fast he was going. The guy answers, "I don't know, but I was probably speeding.. I tend to speed a little when I am drunk". The cop stares at him and says, "...so you have been drinking?" And the guy says, "Yeah I always drink a bit after I murder somebody". The cop then backs up a bit and pulls his gun out and says, "Are you admitting to murder??". The guy casually says, "Well yeah sure, there are a few guns in the trunk along with the body"

At this point, the cop realizes he is way in over his head and calls for back up. Back up arrives and pulls the guy out of the car, and cuffs him. They check his trunk, no body, no guns. They breathalyze him, and no alcohol in his system. The chief goes up the guy and says, "The officer there tells me that you confessed to murder, carrying the murder weapon, and drinking while driving, but none of those appear to be true.. why is that?"

And the guy replies, "I bet you that liar told you I was speeding too"


Favorite thing about Canada: Poutine and Canadian Bacon

I like knives because they are so useful.

Thanks again for your generosity!
 
A bear and a rabbit are taking a bathroom break, the bear asks the rabbit,
"Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says, "No, not at all"
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit

I like Canada because that is where my family immigrated to a few generations ago and its raw beauty.

I see knives as functional art and appreciate the engineering.

Thanks for the generous give away

Dan
 
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

It's a bit lame but it's one that my uncle used to tell me.

Favorite thing about canada: The bacon of course and the scenery.

I can't really explain my love for knives, It's the mechanics, The useful-ness, The looks, Everything. I could never go a day without a knife even if i didn't use it the entire day, i still have to have one.

Wicked giveaway bro!
 
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knock knock.......whose there?


give me the 154 cm.



just kidding! nice giveway luck all!
 
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