The "Instant Knife Collection" Giveaway!!! WINNER ANNOUNCED

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone. ;)

I like Canada for the TV show Trailer Park Boys. Seriously one of the funniest shows I've ever seen.

Thanks for the chance!

Oh, and I like knives for their flat out usefulness every day. I don't collect, I use my knives.
 
Joke:
Knock Knock..
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
-Why are you crying?

My favorite thing about Canada:
-Has some of the most beautiful outdoors I've ever seen.

Something I like about knives:
-They're so useful. haha.

Good luck to everyone!
 
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Few people realize how many people from biblical times were made of rubber. But if you think about it they regularly tied there ass to tree and walked out into the desert.

Canada has hockey.

Knives are a fun tool to carry in your pocket...Herb
 
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.

I love the Canadian outdoors. Wonderous.

Knives are the heart and soul of civilization.

Thank you for this opportunity.
 
how many ducks does it take to screw in a light bulb .....2, but dont ask me how they got in there

i love canada for, the boreal forest,evangeline lily, don cherry.shania twain,

i like knives because they are the number 1 most useful tool

thanks nice contest
 
1. A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a cold one. The bartender gives it to him, and figuring a gorilla doesn't know much about money, says "that'll be $15."
A minute later making conversation the bartender says "We don't get many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies "At $15 a drink I'm not at all surprised."

2. National symbol is a beaver.

3. A well make knife is a thing of joy.

Thanks for the chance.
 
Joke: A retired old man & his hard-of-hearing wife are driving across the country to visit thier kids. They get pulled over for speeding. While pulling over, the wife hollers "WTH are you doing ?" He yells back that he got pulled over for speeding. The Police Officer asks for his drivers licence & registration. The wife hollers "what'd he say ?" The husband hollers as he repeats it. The Policeman checks him out & finds that he has NEVER had a speeding ticket. So he walks back to the car & tells him he is going to give him a break. The wife then hollers again, "what'd he say ?". The Policeman tells him that he feels sorry for him because he was married once & his wife would'nt clean the house, did'nt cook & was lousy in bed. The wife again hollered, "what'd he say ?". The husband then hollered back & said "he said he knows you !!!".

Favorite thing about Canada: John Candy

I love knives because they are SOOOO handy to have & carry. I was recently asked at a gas station by the cashier "so what is the weapon for ?" (She saw the clip of my knife that was inside my pocket) I said, it's not a weapon, it is a tool. She then asked what i use it for. I replied, to cut things with & I asked her what she uses a knife for. She said to cut things with. I told her, "then i guess we have a lot in common !" Funny how different people can look at the same exact thing & see 2 totally different things.

Thanks for the chance, mighty nice of you ! :thumbup:
 
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Two irish guys are lost at sea in a row boat. They spot a corked bottle floating in the water and grab it up. One rubs the filth off and a genie appears in a plume of smoke. The genie explains, "For freeing me from the bottle, I'll grant you one wish." The guy that rubbed the bottle exclaims "Great! Turn the ocean into beer!" The other tries to cut him off, but it's to late, the ocean is turned to beer. The second guy sighs, "Crap, now we'll have to pee in the boat."

Best thing about Canada... Free knife give-aways :)

What I like about knives... They do what my fingers can't.
 
joke--I'm not going to drink any more (just not going to drink any less...--didn't go over well w/ wife).
I like coffee from Cananda--seems to be made differently w/ good slavor, t/i Tim Horton's!
The knife crowd is a very accommodating crowd; we accept a lot and resepct a lot, even in our differences.
 
Wife asked me if I've ever slept with another woman
I said no--
I stayed awake with them-----
She kept my knife collection, darn



What isn't there to love about Canada
 
Thanks for the great contest. I'm enjoying the jokes! I'll leave a joke and say, Canada has some of the greatest cities in the world and the women are beautiful, especially when they speak French!

Please don't enter me in the contest though.

Patty Flannigan and his wife were out at the pub one night enjoyin' a few pints together. After several hours and many drinks, they stumble out and hop into their car. A little ways down the road they get pulled over by the local constable, who says "Evening, Patty. Have ya been doin' some drinkin' tonight?" Patty replies, "Ello, Mike wha makes ya zink that?" The constable says, "Because, Patty, your wife fell outta the car two blocks back!!"

Patty says, "Well tank heavens, fer a few seconds there, I thought I'd gone deaf!!"
 
Joke: Here's a PG-13 math major joke for you: What's the square root of 69? Answer: 8 something.
Another math joke for the non-math folks out there: What's the difference between a PhD in Math, and a large pizza? Answer, a large pizza can feed a family of 5!

Favorite thing about Canada: Tea at the Empress Hotel. Also, how many trees there are. Oh, so many things to like! Although I'm not so fond of Canadian Import laws.

Favorite thing about knives: How much innovation and variation there can be on what is, at it's core, such a seemingly basic concept. Having attempted to make a few knives here and there, it's pretty incredible what goes into making a good knife.

Thanks for the chance! I like the idea, and will probably do something similar for mine.
 
Great giveaway!! Thanks for the chance!


1) A man and a woman are walking along a trail and come upon a wishing well. The man takes out a coin, tosses it in and makes his wish. The woman finds a coin, goes to toss it in, loses her balance, and falls in and drowns. The man looks down, and exclaims "Damn, it worked!"

BTW- this joke is mutual :D

2) I lived across from Canada my whole life. I love the land, the people and the culture.

3) Knives make me happy on a very basic level. I love having them on me. I love handling them, tinkering with them, Sharpening them.
 
Thanks for the chance

hope a vids alright for the joke section:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lppd5VM6FU

if not

I bet you I could stop gambling.

Favorite thing about Canada is the interesting culture and history

Knives have always been either in hand or pocket and its one of the tools that i believe truly show changes in time and still holds relevance. Whether its from spyderco today, or saex in the Ostberg burial
 
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: Slap her.

I liked the gorgeous scenery I saw when I went to Ontario.
 
Wow, cool giveaway.
Why did the chicken cross the road? .... To show the armadillo it could be done.
I like Canada because ice hockey is the national sport. (I could be wrong, but I do like hockey.)
I like knives because they are handy to have if you want to cut something. Like to have one in my pocket all the time.
 
The Pope's a dope, the Pope's a dope...
Let me speak to the Right Reverend.

I'm sorry, the Right Reverend's left


What I like about Canada - Rocky and Bullwinkle
What I like about knives - they're cool and sexy
 
Joke: A man says to his wife "I can't believe you are so beautiful and so dumb at the same time"
She replies "God made me beautiful so your attracted to me, God made me dumb so I'm attracted to you"

I like the friendly nature of most people here in Canada

I love playing with knives flipping then open and closing them. Also I love showing off my collection.

Thanks for the contest!!!
 
A little boy and a little girl are playing in the sandbox.

The little boy holds up his bucket and says “hah, I’ve got one of these.”

The little girl holds up her bucket and says “hah, I’ve got one too.”

The little boy then holds up his shovel and says “hah, I’ve got one of these.”

The little girl holds up her shovel and says “hah, I’ve got one too.”

After thinking about it for a bit, the little boy stands up, yanks down his pants and proudly exclaims “Hah, I’ve got one of these.”

In return, the little girl stands up, yanks down her pants and, after looking, breaks down in tears. She then runs home crying the entire way.

The very next day the same two kids are playing in the sandbox again.

The little boy holds up his bucket and says “hah, I’ve got one of these.”

The little girl holds up her bucket and says “hah, I’ve got one too.”

The little boy then holds up his shovel and says “hah, I’ve got one of these.”

The little girl holds up her shovel and says “hah, I’ve got one too.”

Remembering his victory from the day before, the little boy then stands up, yanks down his pants and triumphantly points to his crotch while saying “Hah, I’ve got one of these.”

Taking her time, the little girl stands up, yanks down her pants, points to her crotch and says “My mom says that when I get older, I can use one of these to get one of those whenever I want.” :p



Favorite thing about Canada: the beauty and the friendly people.

I like knives because of their simple beauty; there’s something wonderfully primal about them and it is that magic which attracts me to them.
 
A man slows down at a stop sign, and rolls through. A LEO pulls him over and informs him he did not make a complete stop. The man responds well I slowed down. The LEO asks the man to step out of the car and put his hands on the hood. The LEO then pulls out his billy club and begins to tap the man on the head, and asks him if he would like him to slow down or stop?

My fav thing about Canada are all the beautiful lady's.

What I like about knifes, they are the tool that took us out of the stone ages, and just as useful today.

Thanks for the chance and generous giveaway.
 
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