The "Instant Knife Collection" Giveaway!!! WINNER ANNOUNCED

first of all thanks for the opportunity.

Joke:
Q. What do you find in a clean nose?
A. Fingerprints!

I like Canada because of the trees in autumn

I like knives because some of them are beatiful and all of them are useful
 
Man and wife go to heaven. Huge buffet, all fatty foods. Wife says, do you have anything low cal. Saint Pete says "don't worry, this is heaven". Man says to wife, "darn, we could have gotten here 10 years ago if we weren't on that diet".

I like Canada because of the pretty girls (ok and the scenery too)

I like knives because they are such a useful tool. I use one every day
 
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bigmo66 said:
I just got back from Ontario after a full week of fishing on Lake of the Woods. The Canadian scenery is beautiful and the fishing was great. One of my favorite times are the mouth watering, fresh Walleye shore lunches.
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where abouts? i'm in kenora how did you like the fishing?

I'd also like to sign up for the knife give away please!

(not my joke)
Man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Alberta with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week." "This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house topick my things up. Oh Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas! like I asked you to do?" The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."

my favourite thing about canada is the wildlife and outdoors. i can just walk out my back door and be lost in the wilderness for days, i love it.

i like knives because they are a very useful tool and fun to play around with in the wilderness.

i've been lurking here for quite some time thinking about signing up, this thread definately encouraged me to do so! thanks for the opportunity to win these great knives.
 
Man, I kept putting this off and now it's a week till the drawing!
Joke: Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy tells the bartender, "I'll have some H2O." The second guy thinks that's a good idea and says, "I'll have some H2O, too." They drink, he dies.
Canada: I have a bunch of friends there who are awesome. And Mike Holmes.
Knives: They've transcended beyond being simply a tool into a fine craft and art. And of course they look cool and help me cut stuff in the kitchen.
 
I wouldn't want anyone to think that I hate kittens, so I had to post.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy"

Why Cananda? Celine Dion, Alanis Morissette, Carrie-Ann Moss, Evangeline Lilly

Knives: They just catch my imagination and interest. Infinitely useful, beautiful to look at, and fun to show off.

Thanks for the chance at all the cool stuff. Would make great gifts for non-knife folks, to get them interested.

I have one of those "Tiger" knives, as well, made in Japan. Does yours have the flipper protrusion that allows one-hand opening?
 
A burglar is ransacking a home..... and hears " I can see you and so can Jesus".... he turns around and doesn't see anyone.....as he gets back to seeing what he can steal he hears " I can see you and so can Jesus" he turns around and sees a parrot in its cage....he says "oh you are just a parrot"
Parrot says" might be.... but Jesus is a Rottweiler"

Canadian beers..... and the vast pristine wilderness..

Knives are artful tools...... love the way the look..... and love the security they progress when they dude.... on my side.
 
One more day!!!:eek:

Hurry up and enter for your chance at a bunch o'knives...and prove once and for all that you don't hate kittens.;)
 
Joke:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Answer: Dying.

I like canadian bacon and maple syrup.

I like knives for artistic purposes.
 
JOKE: "I think my goldfish has seizures," a man tells his veterinarian. "He seems fine now," says the vet. "Now sure, but wait till I take him out of the bowl."

Favorite thing about Canada: CANADIAN BACON !!

The main reason I like knives is because I use one daily for something, whether as an eating utensil or tool use of some kind.Plus there is an almost infinite variety of them and no matter how much I tell myself I have enough of them I am always trying to come up with an excuse to get another one. Now, I mostly just trade for them which is great and saves money.

Thank you for the opportunity.
 
With the lucky number of 59, aznpos531 is the winner.:)
PM me with shipping info, and it will ship this upcoming week.
 
Thanks for the chance Stabman. I enjoyed some of the jokes and even though I didn't win, I still like Canada. :D
 
I think the jokes are what kept me coming back. Good job everybody and Stabman, thanks for the opportunity and generosity. Aznpos, congrats to you.
 
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