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It really depends on what your primary use is going to be.
If you're going to be paddling streams and rivers, then I think a 10' recreational kayak is the way to go. Many are super stable, but still turn on a dime, which is important in a river.
If you're going to be paddling flat water most of the time, then you need to think longer and more streamline. Lots of good touring kayaks out there.
If you're going to do nothing but fish? Get a sit-on-top platform.
Probably mostly lakes, and perhaps slow moving rivers. Would like to fish as well.
 
I hate looking for a place to get a haircut and invariably when I find a place I like they close down, move across town, retire...etc. Most of this week and last I drove around on my lunch hour looking for a place. Today I was coming back to the office after giving up and I see one of those white, red, and blue barber signs, like the old poles you used to see all the time. I had to search the strip center before I actually found the shop, it was by itself, tucked away and up some stairs. As I walked up the stairs it was like going back in time.. the paint was completely different than the rest of the strip center. I found the old door and went inside. There was 2 old fashion barber chairs that looked like they were from the 20's.. must have taken 4 guys to carry them up the stairs. There was 4 old cafeteria chairs against one wall. The wall had 5 or 6 kentucky derby pictures and a poster of some of the creepiest clowns I have ever seen. I wanted to snap a picture of that poster to use for defense if I got mugged.. super sad, creepy looking clown faces on it. Anyway, I wait for my turn and get in the chair. One thing I hate is telling the "stylist" how to cut my hair.. I don't want to look in a magazine or try some whacked out new cut.. I want my hair cut, end of story. I told him "short, but not to the skin" he nodded his head and threw a sheet over me with one fluid motion, he had done that a few 100 thousand times before. He goes to town with a cutter that clacked louder than a diesel truck and smelled like an old sewing machine. I closed my eyes and I could see and smell my Grandma's old singer machine. He finishes the top and I hear something behind me like he is making espresso, as he turns around I can smell the shaving cream and it is just on the edge of hot as he put it around my ears and neck. I saw the straight razor about an inch from my eye as he started to shave in front of my ear. I haven't had a haircut with a straight razor since i used to go to my Grandfather's barber shop when I was like 8.. He finished up and turned the chair around and I had the perfect cut, I couldn't have explained it any better. I am all for new technology, I work on it every day.. but sometimes the old ways are best ways...I have always felt true craftsmanship is something to be cherished and celebrated and as I get older and see less and less of it I feel like it is even more important. For the best haircut I have had in years he charged 10 bucks.. I gave him $15, shook his hand, and told him I would be back.. I sure as hell hope he doesn't retire anytime soon.. :)

My freshman year of college at the University of Central Oklahoma, I was puttering around the dorms asking various people where they went to get a haircut. After listening to several people talk about salons and hairdressers, and mention of one barber, one guy says to me "Hell, I'm headed there right now. Follow me, it isn't far." We walk across campus, cross the street, and end up at one of those weird corner store gas stations that has a couple other business tucked in the back, like a really tiny strip mall. There is a realty office, a travel agent, and an unmarked door. I walk in, not knowing what to expect, and find a row of about ten barber chairs, all lined up, with the old fashioned cafeteria style chairs like you mentioned up against the wall. Ten ladies sat in there, waiting for whoever walked in, no wait. You sat down, told em what you wanted, and they proceeded to give you a haircut that was exactly how you hoped, shaved your face with hot lather and a straight razor, and at the end of it all, only charged you $6. I went to that place until I moved, and honestly, I've never had half as good a shave since. I wish there were more places like that around, but I guess they don't that at beauty school.
 
I've been going to the same place to get my hair cut since I was like 6 :D. Anyway there's no straight razor or hot lather but the guys pretty funny and gives a good haircut. I love walking in, sitting in a chair, and not having to tell him how to cut my hair.
 
The place i go is great, but the wait is sometimes 2 hours just to get to the chair. Then the cut and straight razor shave takes another hour. Thats why i started cutting my own. They dont do appointments or anything and i got tired of spending half a day to get a haircut.

But its a cool shop, 5-8 big TV screens on the walls, cold pumping air condition lmao people go in... and dont want to come out. I just want my hair cut and to get out of public.

I miss the haircuts in Korea, they came with a massage and manicure! Never had a manicure till i was in Asia lmao, i asked what they were doing the first time they started putting my hands in these dishes lmao, the haircuts were nothing special, but that massage after a week of the commanding officer screaming at you was a blessing lol It was 15000 won, close to 15 bucks and worth twice that. I went every week :)
 
My barber had a heart attack and retired.
it took close to 5 years to find someone else with a clue about how to give a haircut instead of a cut and style.
you'd be amazed at the number of people who went to school for 18 months and still don't understand "#3 blade on the back and sides, neaten up the top. Off the ears and collar"
 
Lmao Im amazed people can mess up a #1 even all over lmao, but when I pay at my shop I get a skin tight fade with a 1 on top. That i cant do myself.

Honestly I dont even bother letting women cut my hair any more. I have never had a good woman barber. Last time i went to one of those quik cut shops a women butchered an even fade. I came out bald after having to get another woman to try and fix it.... One of the workers there literally laughed at the back of my head when the first lady finished. Im glad she said something or i would of walked out with all types of messed up lines back there.
 
I dont know what you weigh but i loved mine and its cheap. All i did was fish out mine really though, worked great. I been in kayaks and canoes all my life down in the everglades and rivers thru florida. I never had any expensive ones, all the ones I ever used worked just fine! I say dont get 1000 dollar kayak, especially as a first. Go rent a few different ones and see what options YOU like then find those options in a decent priced kayak!

Lmao.... this WAS mine

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p..._cs&recid=Product_PageElement_product_rr_4_11
 
Considering I have horrible cowlicks (4 of them) I have to get my hair done by someone good. The place I go to (may be closing soon :(!) but this guy is 4th generation barber. Has all kinds of certifications and stuff. The first time I walked in he got me in a chair right away, looked at my head and said "Holy $#!+ I finally get to have fun!" and proceeds to give me the best hair cut I've EVER had till that point. After going to him for a year I went but he didn't have a free chair. So he kicked me to his subordinate, and while she wasn't thrilled, she did a REALLY good job. There a normal haircut is $21. They only charge me $17, but I still give them $25. It just seems fair. Although that might be cause when I'm getting my hair cut I also get 2-3 redbull and vodkas.
 
What do you guys think of a lumbar pack something like this?

[video=youtube;stXNJegwaS0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXNJegwaS0[/video]

It's a lumbar pack and it's okay, it holds your stuff as you work all day.
 
Lmao Im amazed people can mess up a #1 even all over lmao, but when I pay at my shop I get a skin tight fade with a 1 on top. That i cant do myself.

Honestly I dont even bother letting women cut my hair any more. I have never had a good woman barber. Last time i went to one of those quik cut shops a women butchered an even fade. I came out bald after having to get another woman to try and fix it.... One of the workers there literally laughed at the back of my head when the first lady finished. Im glad she said something or i would of walked out with all types of messed up lines back there.

Best part about starting to go bald when I was 19 and finally giving up on hair in my early thirties? Haven't spent a dime on shampoo or haircuts for almost 20 years. But there was a woman in college who cut my hair and I miss that - didn't really even care how the cut came out;). Now it's just shave oil and a vibrating razor...
 
That looks awesome. Even comes in camo, haha.

I'd say rent a couple of times and see what you like, then see if you can buy something decent from craigslist or maybe a demo boat. I paddled a few and then finally bought a 'glass demo boat (was the Current Design rep's boat) and I've had that thing for 20 years, while I've seen a lot of plastic boats warp and develop curly keels. I could still sell my boat for almost what I paid for it...but I'm not going to. They aren't cheap even used, but 'glass kayaks hold their value and they paddle significantly better and more efficiently than any roto-molded boat I've ever been in. That being said, if you do get a plastic boat, there are options for sit-ins for big guys (I weigh 215) that give you a lot wider seasonal range than a sit on top. 'Course, I live with saltwater in my back yard, and the Gulf of Maine rarely gets above 70 even in the summer...sit-on-tops are wet, so not real popular here. My two cents, your mileage may vary.
 
I hate looking for a place to get a haircut and invariably when I find a place I like they close down, move across town, retire...etc. Most of this week and last I drove around on my lunch hour looking for a place. Today I was coming back to the office after giving up and I see one of those white, red, and blue barber signs, like the old poles you used to see all the time. I had to search the strip center before I actually found the shop, it was by itself, tucked away and up some stairs. As I walked up the stairs it was like going back in time.. the paint was completely different than the rest of the strip center. I found the old door and went inside. There was 2 old fashion barber chairs that looked like they were from the 20's.. must have taken 4 guys to carry them up the stairs. There was 4 old cafeteria chairs against one wall. The wall had 5 or 6 kentucky derby pictures and a poster of some of the creepiest clowns I have ever seen. I wanted to snap a picture of that poster to use for defense if I got mugged.. super sad, creepy looking clown faces on it. Anyway, I wait for my turn and get in the chair. One thing I hate is telling the "stylist" how to cut my hair.. I don't want to look in a magazine or try some whacked out new cut.. I want my hair cut, end of story. I told him "short, but not to the skin" he nodded his head and threw a sheet over me with one fluid motion, he had done that a few 100 thousand times before. He goes to town with a cutter that clacked louder than a diesel truck and smelled like an old sewing machine. I closed my eyes and I could see and smell my Grandma's old singer machine. He finishes the top and I hear something behind me like he is making espresso, as he turns around I can smell the shaving cream and it is just on the edge of hot as he put it around my ears and neck. I saw the straight razor about an inch from my eye as he started to shave in front of my ear. I haven't had a haircut with a straight razor since i used to go to my Grandfather's barber shop when I was like 8.. He finished up and turned the chair around and I had the perfect cut, I couldn't have explained it any better. I am all for new technology, I work on it every day.. but sometimes the old ways are best ways...I have always felt true craftsmanship is something to be cherished and celebrated and as I get older and see less and less of it I feel like it is even more important. For the best haircut I have had in years he charged 10 bucks.. I gave him $15, shook his hand, and told him I would be back.. I sure as hell hope he doesn't retire anytime soon.. :)

I just shave my head. I think it looks best for me plus my hair is thinning up front pretty bad (I'm not even 30!) and it's just easier. But I know how you feel about trying to find someone to do quality work. I try to find guys like that when I need a mechanic. It's bad enough that I have to admit I can't fix something on my truck, especially things I should know how to do like rebuild and adjust the carb, but then most of the time the only mechanics I can find are ripoffs.

A while back I thought the carb on my '84 K5 needed a rebuild. None of the mechanics in town would touch a carb other than putting on a new one, including the guy that put the dang engine in the truck a few years prior. That really sticks in my craw when an auto mechanic won't work on a carburetor, especially when they're plenty old enough to have been around when they were commonplace. Anywho, a buddy finally turned me on to a guy out at the edge of town who would work on it. Turned out it only needed an accelerator pump and not a rebuild and he had that old truck running like a song.

When I moved to Colorado I found a guy who I thought was good. He Wasn't terribly expensive and was able to set the timing on the blazer with a vaccum gauge because the dampener had slipped and the timing marks were off. Took him my stuff for a while until the front tank in my '90 F250 quit working. Instead of testing anything he plays part-darts and throws in a new fuel pump and tells me it's all done. Of course he doesn't put any gas in it to test it so I had to take it back when it still didn't work. Turns out the tank selector switch was bad and would only work on the rear tank. Claimed it probably overloaded when the pump went out, which could be possible. But he didn't check the switch first even though I explicitly told him to diagnose it first and then do whatever it needed, because I knew it could have been the switch or the pump relay and not necessarily the pump itself. But rather than take him to the mat over it I paid the bill and told him he wouldn't be getting any more of my business. I've since found someone who seems to be much more on-the-level, at the very least the shop I go to now is inexpensive and very quick.
 
My barber had a heart attack and retired.
it took close to 5 years to find someone else with a clue about how to give a haircut instead of a cut and style.
you'd be amazed at the number of people who went to school for 18 months and still don't understand "#3 blade on the back and sides, neaten up the top. Off the ears and collar"
No I wouldn't, it happened to me everytime. Now I just shave my head..
 
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