The NEXT SALE

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For you knuckleheads that need to get your adrenaline fix on a Friday sale, but I have nothing ready for this Friday's sale, I present to you

A half of a nail

A half of a bolt

A half of a chain link (unleaded)

^ all from this last video:

And a half of a bottle of Nate's high concentration 1 micron sprayable diamond shmoo for your strop. It is an alcohol-based gell emulsion so it will stick to your strop even if you have been using a shitty wax base compound. Don't rub it in, just mist it and let it dry. Shake well before use and keep the cap on it to reduce clogging the orifice.


The cost is $0.00.

Free shipping.

The winner gets All of this useless trash, the best diamond schmoo I've ever used, and the respect and admiration of all the knuckleheads that failed.


The sale will post at 3:00 here on the CPK sub forum
 
I'm going to "sticky" this thread so it will stay here on the top. I'll update this 1st post weekly to let you guys know what we're preparing for the weekly sale and to announce any upcoming pre-orders.

Adrenaline junkie Friday sale, Dec 15th


Sale is at 3:00 eastern time. Here on the CPK forum not out in the main sale area.

^ Jo, Bo, Mark, Ben and I hope to see you there.
I assume this is a typo, and the sale is actually Friday the 16th. But I will check in on the 15th just in case.
Thanks!
 
These artifacts will need a velvet and shadow box treatment - might need to include a certificate of authenticity as well. Can't risk counterfeits starting to proliferate - people get duped into buying rusty nails and old bones all the time for some strange reason.

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For you knuckleheads that need to get your adrenaline fix on a Friday sale, but I have nothing ready for this Friday's sale, I present to you

A half of a nail

A half of a bolt

A half of a chain link (unleaded)

^ all from this last video:

And a half of a bottle of Nate's high concentration 1 micron sprayable diamond shmoo for your strop. It is an alcohol-based gell emulsion so it will stick to your strop even if you have been using a shitty wax base compound. Don't rub it in, just mist it and let it dry. Shake well before use and keep the cap on it to reduce clogging the orifice.


The cost is $0.00.

Free shipping.

The winner gets All of this useless trash, the best diamond schmoo I've ever used, and the respect and admiration of all the knuckleheads that failed.


The sale will post at 3:00 here on the CPK sub forum

Would you consider separating the nail, bolt, chain and diamond spray to 4 winners?
It is just too difficult to score first post in the sale.
Just saying.
 
Don't rub it in, just mist it and let it dry. Shake well before use and keep the cap on it to reduce clogging the orifice.
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"He said clogging the orifice!"
 
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