The poo, poo thread.

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Don't forget the fixed blade version. [emoji90]

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My biggest problem with this isn't the knife. It's the spelling.
If your last name is "Dwyer," who in their right mind chooses to spell "Duane" with a "u" ?

This is why I will never buy a Duane Dwyer custom fixed blade.
 
I have a real use for the Flathead screwdriver on my Victorinox recruit, but absolutely no use for the cap lifter ( if I'm using it for some other purpose it's not a cap lifter anymore ). Literally nothing I drink comes in a glass bottle, let alone one that requires a bottle opener ( my mountain Dew is enjoyed out of a can or plastic bottle )

The ones I mentioned are integral to the frame and serve no other purpose other than opening bottles. The worst part of all is that they're always staring you in the face when you go to use your knife/ tool as they're not a fold away function.
 
Hickory n steel said:
Anything with a built in bottle opener that's integral to the whole thing, as I have never and will never drink. I'm talking about things like the Gerber dime, Kershaw select fire, and Kershaw shuffle.
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I actually don't drink beer. But do enjoy a bottle of cold Mexican Coke every chance I get. My little Leatherman Squirt or Boker Toucan take care of those caps just fine. I would never pull out my super deadly phone just for the bottle opener function, and reveal that my super secret phone case karambit could actually kill everyone in the room.....well, depending on what phone calls I need to take at the time. [emoji23]. [emoji390] [emoji380] [emoji378]



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bflying said:
I actually don't drink beer. But do enjoy a bottle of cold Mexican Coke every chance I get. My little Leatherman Squirt or Boker Toucan take care of those caps just fine. I would never pull out my super deadly phone just for the bottle opener function, and reveal that my super secret phone case karambit could actually kill everyone in the room.....well, depending on what phone calls I need to take at the time. [emoji23]. [emoji390] [emoji380] [emoji378]



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I only buy bottled coke every once in a while ( twice in the past 10yrs ) when they have the Christmas ones, because the regular glass bottled coke which comes from mexico tastes funny.

BTW you know why the put that knife on the back of that phone case ? It's so you can call 911 immediately after you open up a bottle of mall ninja on a bunch of people food court 😁
 
Lapedog said:
The Hutton's Edge Extreme Close Combat knife is a knife that looks like a lumpy turd. Maybe a penis from another angle. I can't post pictures from my phone for some reason. Can someone please post a picture of this affront to humanity?

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Wow. The ad copy is just as deranged as the knives (there is also a folder).
For $575, plus $205 for a 2-4hr training session, you can take home the perfect system to not slice a tomato.
 
Strider, Airkat knives looks very cool but not comfort to use in my hand.
Extrema Ratio I used to own is comfort to hand but they are alright.

My earliest knife buying days. I bought this Boker mother of pearl knife. The quality was pretty bad, the blade is not tight and edge is dull. I returned it.

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Any knife with "Extreme Ops", "Black Ops" (thats right S&W), "Navy SEAL', or other cool phrases on the blade in big print.
I think nightmare grinds look stupid.
Expensive beads. Especially a $300 Starlingear bead on a $50 knife. Kinda like $6k rims on a Kia. :p

And lastly, I'm pissed I spent $6,000 on this....
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I was told it would fly and kill on command. All it does is just sit there on the table.
 
gazz98 said:
Any knife with "Extreme Ops", "Black Ops" (thats right S&W), "Navy SEAL', or other cool phrases on the blade in big print.
I think nightmare grinds look stupid.
Expensive beads. Especially a $300 Starlingear bead on a $50 knife. Kinda like $6k rims on a Kia. :p

And lastly, I'm pissed I spent $6,000 on this....
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I was told it would fly and kill on command. All it does is just sit there on the table.
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Did you turn it on? It takes (2) cr123. Thats a good price too, i paid $6800 for mine. But mine is anodized so..
 
You guys is all a bunch of haters, FFS we're knife people, we're supposed to like all knives no matter how silly, useless or just plain old fug scugly. If it has a cutting edge I'll add it to my collection so if you have any of these poo-poo knives pm me, I'll send you my address and you can send 'em to me, hell everyone else I know who sees an ugly, cheap useless knife gets me one anyway. :). If anyone has a really ugly, useless ZT 0999, you can send that to me too. :)

BTW How come nobody mentioned the Franklin mint knives?

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Hickory n steel said:
I only buy bottled coke every once in a while ( twice in the past 10yrs ) when they have the Christmas ones, because the regular glass bottled coke which comes from mexico tastes funny.

BTW you know why the put that knife on the back of that phone case ? It's so you can call 911 immediately after you open up a bottle of mall ninja on a bunch of people food court 😁
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Mexican cokes use real sugar. That's why they "taste funny"

I love them and they are plentiful here!
 
gazz98 said:
Any knife with "Extreme Ops", "Black Ops" (thats right S&W), "Navy SEAL', or other cool phrases on the blade in big print.
I think nightmare grinds look stupid.
Expensive beads. Especially a $300 Starlingear bead on a $50 knife. Kinda like $6k rims on a Kia. :p

And lastly, I'm pissed I spent $6,000 on this....
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I was told it would fly and kill on command. All it does is just sit there on the table.
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How about that Dork Ops knife that says "9/11 WE WILL NEVER FORGET" in huge text across the blade.
 
Pericles said:
My biggest problem with this isn't the knife. It's the spelling.
If your last name is "Dwyer," who in their right mind chooses to spell "Duane" with a "u" ?

This is why I will never buy a Duane Dwyer custom fixed blade.
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Maybe they thought it was too repetitive, I'm just wondering if they said it aloud before setting it in stone. Also that handle looks like a real poo compared to the cartoonishness of the CRKT
 
No offense to anyone who carries or likes them. But the following will never find a home in my pocket.

1. Medford - Nothing he makes to me is worth the price of admission. IMHO they are grossly overpriced and too thick in many cases to be effective at cutting. I guess if you are into the overbuilt thing you cant get a thicker blade or handle anywhere else but I feel as a knife they are sub-par. I also laugh every time I see his "viper" shirt with a picture of a cobra.

2. Brous - I think the satin finishes are poor and the customer service is non existent. I also have my suspicions on country of origin but no real proof.

3. quartermaster - nuff said

I'm sure I have more but these were the ones that stuck out.
 
PURPLEDC said:
No offense to anyone who carries or likes them. But the following will never find a home in my pocket.

1. Medford - Nothing he makes to me is worth the price of admission. IMHO they are grossly overpriced and too thick in many cases to be effective at cutting. I guess if you are into the overbuilt thing you cant get a thicker blade or handle anywhere else but I feel as a knife they are sub-par. I also laugh every time I see his "viper" shirt with a picture of a cobra.

2. Brous - I think the satin finishes are poor and the customer service is non existent. I also have my suspicions on country of origin but no real proof.

3. quartermaster - nuff said

I'm sure I have more but these were the ones that stuck out.
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Same here with those three.
 
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