The Snark Abides

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So i just noticed a bunch of stitches that i was completely unaware of.... Weird when that happens LMAO

I was never told there would be any stitches at all... Wasn't told there wouldnt be either though.

Well i guess they could have told me right after coming back to life... my first memory is when i was LEAVING the recovery room and going to the car so i wouldnt remember if they told me or not....
 
Fast forward and check out the inside...

[video=youtube;v3p_8g_X2Lw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3p_8g_X2Lw[/video]

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[video=youtube;_J0KfREjCzM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J0KfREjCzM[/video]


Thats crazy.
 
condolences AC - and best wishes to WW on healing quick.

AC, Sorry to hear about Curt. That is rough. If you need anything let us know.

Thanks guys.

AC - Hate to hear that. My condolences for you & your family. Smoke and prayers incoming.

Speaking of healing up, the wife's cousin's family is in town. They flew his 8 m/o baby into the children's hospital here. The little guy was born premature with a slew of issues and has been in and out of the hospital for the majority of his life. After a recent tracheotomy and a scare with a particularly nasty infection, his dad made the call to bring him here. Unfortunately, it looks like they will be here for a while. This young family could definitely use some smoke & prayers.

I tell you what though, that little guy is going to be one tough kid after all this. :thumbup:

Thanks Jerry. Also, smoke and prayers going up for the little guy

WW, glad you are doing ok.
 
Very cool, Gus. However, I kept waiting for dynamite arrows (Explode it) and glitter dicks (Also, explode it).

I pushed for it, but they didn't think their readership was ready.

Good writing. My only suggestion, just go by "Gus". Damn, buddy that last name is almost half a page.

I hear ya. Maybe that explains why they gave the article half a page in print.
 
Completely in a different direction....

In the last version of snark, when I mentioned that a wooden spoon would stop a pot from boiling over, it was glossed over in favor of bigger pots, salt or adding a little oil. I didn't get a chance to make a simple video until last night when I was cooking some rigatoni.

Full boil with the eye on high the whole time. Here it is:

[video]https://youtu.be/Lg3-pbK4MZ0[/video]

Hopefully this won't get lost in all the talk about glitter dicks and whatnot...Case (finally) closed. :)
 
Completely in a different direction....

In the last version of snark, when I mentioned that a wooden spoon would stop a pot from boiling over, it was glossed over in favor of bigger pots, salt or adding a little oil. I didn't get a chance to make a simple video until last night when I was cooking some rigatoni.

Full boil with the eye on high the whole time. Here it is:

[video]https://youtu.be/Lg3-pbK4MZ0[/video]

Hopefully this won't get lost in all the talk about glitter dicks and whatnot...Case (finally) closed. :)

Wizardry!! Get the pitch forks!!
 
Completely in a different direction....
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Hopefully this won't get lost in all the talk about glitter dicks and whatnot...Case (finally) closed. :)


I'll need your address please.
 
Full boil with the eye on high the whole time. Here it is:

[video]https://youtu.be/Lg3-pbK4MZ0[/video]

Hopefully this won't get lost in all the talk about glitter dicks and whatnot...Case (finally) closed. :)
Objection your Honor.

The accused clearly did not demonstrate that the pot would not boil over without the spoon.

Indeed, he might as well claim the spoon also prevents pink elephants, glitter dicks and whatnot from appearing.
 
Since the Beckerhead bandannas won't fly, I vote we go for "Team Glitter Dicks" patches.
 
Very cool, Gus. However, I kept waiting for dynamite arrows (Explode it) and glitter dicks (Also, explode it).

Nice job Gus. That's a good read. :thumbup:

Thanks Trade.

Since the Beckerhead bandannas won't fly, I vote we go for "Team Glitter Dicks" patches.

Seems like a reasonable alternative.

as long as the BK9 logo fits :p

A life-size BK9. Then we can use it to measure our...wait a minute, not sure where I'm going with this.
 
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Nice article Gus.

I'm with Guyon about the Explode It and glitter dicks ;) an article for a different kind of paper. Maybe one of those sketchy local down town ones with all the escort adds on the back :D

Smoke and prayers for the little tyke. My buddies twin girls were born premie at 26 weeks and one had to get tracheal reconstruction. Both were on feeding tubes for a long time. Two years old now and strong little ones they are.
 
Objection your Honor.

The accused clearly did not demonstrate that the pot would not boil over without the spoon.

Indeed, he might as well claim the spoon also prevents pink elephants, glitter dicks and whatnot from appearing.

Objection noted.

However, that the pot would boil over with the eye on high, with the obvious video as an accompaniment, would fall under the dictum sapienti sat. Heretoforwithout thus, an explanation would not be needed as long as the reader/listener/viewer has enough wisdom or common sense.

Further, any talk of "pink elephants" and "glitter dicks" stands firmly in agreeance with scio me nihil scire.

Forthcoming then, a subscription to this thread (and then the sequential following of understood reading thereof) and the wherewithal to cognitively reply in such a questioning manner, leaves the Court no choice but to side with legal precedent and differ fundamentally with the plantiff and issue its ruling.

As such, the Court finds the objection OVERRULED.

The spoon stands, and all future boiling over shall be stopped. Verily and Mightily, thus sayeth the Court.
 
Objection noted.

However, that the pot would boil over with the eye on high, with the obvious video as an accompaniment, would fall under the dictum sapienti sat. Heretoforwithout thus, an explanation would not be needed as long as the reader/listener/viewer has enough wisdom or common sense.

Further, any talk of "pink elephants" and "glitter dicks" stands firmly in agreeance with scio me nihil scire.

Forthcoming then, a subscription to this thread (and then the sequential following of understood reading thereof) and the wherewithal to cognitively reply in such a questioning manner, leaves the Court no choice but to side with legal precedent and differ fundamentally with the plantiff and issue its ruling.

As such, the Court finds the objection OVERRULED.

The spoon stands, and all future boiling over shall be stopped. Verily and Mightily, thus sayeth the Court.

You sir, watch too much Judge Judy.
 
Ok, we just found a double-brick construction free-standing building with 12' ceilings. The price is staggeringly low for about 1500 sq feet of space. No yard, but there is parking space. On the surface this sounds like our perfect space. Oh, did I mention that it also has a vault?
 
Gus, at this point you ought to just include a friggin vault on your list of "must haves."
 
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