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In on three like a man with a chicken claw puppet.
(no, it doesn't rhyme but I can't get it out of my mind)
(no, it doesn't rhyme but I can't get it out of my mind)
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The Snark Knight Returns
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Yer only on two...
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Thanks. If it weren't for people keeping me straight, I'd walk sideways.
Doc_Savage
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I've walked sideways.... Of course I was generally titrated beyond the endpoint with some adult elixir. In my early years, it was a cheap beer, or mad dog 20-20... Later in life it could have been pretty much anything.
Drink to excess...
Doc
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Walking sideways is still better than walking "funny" after a gathering! I'd say you got off pretty easy!
That's why they pay me the big bucks.
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In on 2 like Tradewater do
something like that.. My wife surprised me with tickets for last night's Spurs vs Thunder game for my birthday. She gave them to me about an hour before the game with a new Spurs shirt. Had a hell of a time at the game, but only got 3 1/2 hours of sleep.
Coffee IV in place and flowing steady.. hoping to NOT sleep at my workbench today..
something like that.. My wife surprised me with tickets for last night's Spurs vs Thunder game for my birthday. She gave them to me about an hour before the game with a new Spurs shirt. Had a hell of a time at the game, but only got 3 1/2 hours of sleep.
Coffee IV in place and flowing steady.. hoping to NOT sleep at my workbench today..
daizee
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you deserve a raise.
I know but I don't do it for the money. I do it for the glory.
james terrio
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Have you all read the product reviews on the river site for Haribo Sugar-less Gummi Bears? I haven't laughed that hard in a long time...
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Yes, but I think Veet for Men is funnier, haha.
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I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
daizee
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All sugar-less candy needs to be sent back to its liberal makersthen the factories burned down and replaced with doughnut and bacon factories.
I don't think artificial sugar substitutes are compatible with the current natural foods movement.
Not that I disagree about factories producing such unnatural rubbish.
I have read a few. There's a plastic banana slicer that people like to write joke reviews for. I wrote one where I tried to use it to exact revenge on the man my wife was sleeping with but failed miserably.
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