The "Stabman Starter Kit" Giveaway

I want to be a superhero to bring to light all of the wondrous possibilities that knives have to offer the world. The Ultra-Master-Astounding-Warrior of Knives. Fighting for the equal rights of all knives! :D
 
That's a tough one for sure.

I think my super hero name would be Steel Menace, my mission would involve dismembering bad guys with different weapons. Axes, swords, etc. I would not always kill bad guys. Just lop off a limb if they were not doing horrible stuff.

Tagging in the neighborhood. "Sching....plop......scream." There goes your hand. Robbing someone? Swish......crunch.....scream......morning star to the kneecap.
 
Wow nice job getting published! I write a few short stories just for fun. I'd be Minibear, the Shadow of Death! And I'd go around being everyone's karma at night! Which might make me more of a criminal... but I mean... some people kind of deserve it. :p
 
Rope, big knife...If you throw in a roll of trashbags, your serial killer beginners set is good to go!
 
This thread reminds me of the Mystery Men movie. One of my all-time classic comedy movies. Isn't anyone going to volunteer to be The Blue Rajah, Master of Silverware?
 
I think my tag here is my best possible superhero name, but to protect my true identity by day I will assume the role of Major Blast Hardkannon of the Mighty Thews and, like, Totally Blasted Pecs (no actual military affiliation).

My most impressive superhero power is the ability to wear corduroy pants without making that annoying 'whiffing' noise.

My mission is to punish people that park in two spaces when one would do by carving whimsical and insulting observations/postulations about their appearance, level of hygiene, personality and genealogy into the hood of their car.
 
The Evil Over Lord !

Send my winnings to The Evil Temptress (BA_Colt) !

Thanks for the chance !

1234,,,,:D
 
:cool: Please allow me to enter as SapeluMan, Heroic Defender of the Downtrodden and Helpless. With my faithful barong machete at my side, I will look out for underprivileged widows and orphans - helping them to make gardens and produce food organically. Whenever a thirsy traveler is found, a few lightning strokes of my barong will open a green coconut to provide delicious and fortifying liquid refreshment. Taro and bananas will be planted to provide for orphanages and hospitals in the Third World where barongs and other machetes are most useful tools.

Like the Lone Ranger, SapeluMan will avoid blodshed but will use the flat and the back of his blade to disarm miscreants and to chastise evilders. His legacy will be that people will look upon his blade as a tool for good rather than as a weapon of death and bloodshed.

"sapelu" is the Samoan word for bush knife or machete. While the barong is not a usual pattern used in Samoa, we can state that SapeluMan received his initial training while assisting villagers in Samoa. He then dedicated his life to combating hunger and evil with his bush knife. He uses paracord to bundle up building materials from the plantation to make simple, affordable housing for those affected by typhoons, earthquakes, tsunamis and other natural disasters.:D

Faiaoga
 
I'm the ultra violent captain dark coffee.
my power is coffee induced super speed.
PS love your book.
 
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Iron fist of squirrels!

Because everyone knows squirrels are the kind of dudes that would help a woman across a street.
 
Knuckle Head the Omnipotent Destroyer of Common Sense! Just like it sounds. The world just has too much of it, but I think I am winning right now. :p

Thanks for the fun give away! :)
 
SplitterMan

Visits various campsites randomly , splitting firewood for those who are unqualified to handle sharp tools.
 
Dang, I thought I already was a superhero. Thanks to you I realize now I screwed up and never picked a name....that explains a lot.

Ghost Owl, Vigilant Hunter of Thugs
 
I bought the book about 6 months ago on kindle and loved it! Cant wait for a sequel! Not an entry but great giveaway.
 
Awesome contest ! I'm in

The Crimson Knight Brutal Destroyer of Zombies.
Keping the dead...Dead !!
 
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