The "Stabman Starter Kit" Giveaway

Alann45 said:
Dang, I thought I already was a superhero. Thanks to you I realize now I screwed up and never picked a name....that explains a lot.

Ghost Owl, Vigilant Hunter of Thugs
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The name is very important. :)
Other important things to consider are:
-Which mask looks most badass (or are glasses disguising enough?)
-Spandex or armour plate? The eternal dilemma.
-Public or private identity, and developing your "personal brand".

And probably something about training and skills...if you have the time. ;)
 
ScapulaScalpulous, bastard child of the back streets and the unnaccepted shoulder destroying sidekick to Stabman. Ever since he lost his best friend and childlike companion , three legged Lopatino, the Laborious Labradour, to an underfunded and cat beating alcoholic veterinary surgeon, he knew his life had changed. Laying his hand on the vets rusty surgical tool and a pair of lusty brown underwear that matched his long ragged locks he has plans to hit the streets and take down all who denied animals a chance to run free on the streets as nature intended. Unhinging gates and burning leashes, destroying the servile dog bowls on porchs and covering the streets with kitty litter in the long hours of the wickedly. wickedly cold nights.

He really needed some more clothes.


ps

definitely getting the book :thumbup:

beans.
 
I'm Premature Ejaculation Man.

Hey, it's a superpower, I don't care what anybody says!
 
Oh, boy. Count me in.

Danger Legend, Awesomely Awesome Arbiter of Justice

Hope you don't mind, but I used your choices and ad-libbed a bit. It's a play on something we say at my house. My kids are soccer referees and I call them "Arbiters of Soccer Justice.

I would love to be a Superhero, 'cause we all want to be Ball Players, Rock Stars, or Superheros and the first two ain't working out so well at this point.
 
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I used your generator for fun:

Golden Crusader, Enthusiastic Lover of Poverty!

I take to the streets in a shimmering gold suit of armor to laugh at the less fortunate among us!
 
Esav Benyamin said:
I am the Ultra Amaaazing Astounding Exemplar of Goodness!


for obvious reasons you cannot actually enter me in this contest
after all as a true superhero whaddaya think i would need that stuff for
i conquer with the power of my, um, whatever​
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Sharks, the source of your power is sharks. :)
 
Using my initials as a code of sorts against the words on the list reveals my true identity; "Dark Warrior, Heroic Defenestrator of Virtue".

Awesome GAW, I'm in!
 
I go by Charles Bravo, the Ultra Amazing Vigilant Upholder of Virginity. Battling to ensure that 17 year old boys remain frustrated and addicted to late night, unsupervised internet usage.
 
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I often go by my name of "Prussian Badger, Slightly Apathetic Defender of the Clementines". My mission is to set a clear distinction between the different round, orange, citrus fruit. Thanks for the opportunity!
 
I've always wanted to be "DEFLECTO, THE BOY KID WONDER" ever since when I broke my arm and used to have nerf wars. I used to block the darts with my hand and it was just awesome :). I'm in!
 
Captain ImpossiPass, protector of data. Assigning impossible to guess passwords. Can't remember it? Not my problem, and I better not find a sticky note under your keyboard.
 
Just trying this one on...
The swamp master: furious avenger of intoxication
Because battling hangovers is a wet and smelly endeavor.
Thanks for the chance!
-T
 
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