The "Stabman Starter Kit" Giveaway

Bubba the Pirate, postbellum plunderer of the profane, protector of lost children and assorted other small creatures, scurrilous scourge of Yeehaw Junction. At your service.
 
Thought I'd share this gem the generator came up with:

Tree Panda, Enthusiastic Slayer of Virginity.

Surely there are more folks mighty and heroic enough to try and get free stuff. :)
 
Would love the chance to read this classic tome. Great giveaway :thumbup:

My alternative superhero persona will be Booze Hound, the more he drinks the more fearless, wittier, intelligent, stronger, and attractive to women he becomes! :D
 
Totally stoked! :D I've been using spoons and forks up till now :/ you are a much better superhero than me, who would've thought to defend justice with a machete???

And I am the:

Black Being, Energetic Harvester of Virtue

(panty chaser in short :D)
 
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I am the sloth pirate! the Dangerous accumulator of laziness! My favorite super hero was and will always be Batman, because he doesn't have any super powers. In my opinion he's the most realistic because of that. Thanks for this opportunity, Ima check out your book now then watch boondock saints again so I can laugh at "cat paint"
 
The one and only bump, as there's not much more than a week left for you all to prove your heroic status.
 
Problem Sleuth: Sepulchritudous Ace Dick
There are cases to be solved, ideally in such a hard-boiled manner that nearby dames with top-notch gams swoon at the sight of my particular brand of sleuth diplomacy.
 
Being a Capricorn I believe the name of "Beast Vengeance, Furious Slayer for Goats" is fitting. I would be the champion of goats from the lowlands to the highlands making the rope a necessity :)

As an example of the perils the highland goats experience, check out this link of a golden eagle hunting mountain goats, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XafAdkZIYKA. Impressive I must say but Beast Vengeance cannot idly stand by while goats fall from the sky!

Aside from that thanks for the opportunity! I'm new to the forum and am excited by this giveaway!
 
I would be Brickman. My super power is a brick with rope tied to it that I throw at bad guys. The brick also makes a decent grappling hook. Prepare to get bricked!
 
Hairlesstwinkie said:
This is way too fun to not post. I don't even care if I don't win.

Robo T-Rex, Furious Pincher of Squirrels

I want to save the world from the wrath of squirrels.
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Better hide you nuts, cause Captain Hantavirus has your number! Aw crap you are a robot, viruses don't work gotta catch me first slowbo robo!

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Well, as it's now the 25th and entries died off long ago (in the before time...), the winner(s) shall be announced:

Thorlak, with the magick number of 68, wins the machete, cord and book: go save those goats. :thumbup:
Get an e-mail shot my way to get your prizes.

Jack Black, with the number of 63, wins a paperback copy of the book. I've decided that Britain is close enough to North America to count for this contest.
Shoot me a PM to get shipping info to me.

Raining, with number 19, you get an electronic copy of the book. Send me a PM to receive the download instructions.

To all who entered, thanks for trying, and keep on chasing that heroic rainbow (a diet high in steroids and radiation may help attain your goals...and the occasional ingestion of toxic waste is probably a good idea as well :)).

To all who didn't enter, who didn't want a free machete, rope, and a whimsical moment, go get some medical help to treat your severe allegy to fun. ;)
 
I realize that I am late to the party, but could not resist posting my superhero name, please welcome: Night Knight, Furious Apostle of Slumber. Haha! I thought it was funny anyway.
 
stabman said:
...To all who didn't enter, who didn't want a free machete, rope, and a whimsical moment, go get some medical help to treat your severe allegy to fun. ;)
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I am "Sloth Man, Mighty Dispenser of Laziness" hence the reason that I did not get an entry into the thread in time for the drawing. :D
 
Ghost Warrior-protector of the spirit world & all that is unseen. Figures I was late reason being off in the land of dreams.
 
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