I was informed via facebook that you guys were wondering what happened to me (I assume it's because the grammar in this place went to hell in a handbasket; JK).
I know I said I would be back to a regular posting schedule for me (random and long winded short replies, with some failed wit and awkward snark), but I regret to say that I lied. Unintentionally, but I still lied. At the time of my last post I had basically given up hope for completing my Eagle rank, due to the availability of a reasonable project (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO MORE BENCHES!!!!!!!!), and the 70 miles I would need to hike (I look like a big, fat, retarded cat in the water, and I'm about as good on a bike) to complete it.
But as of recently I was given a second wind with just 30 days to the day of my 18th Birthday (final deadline for any and all Eagle Scout rank requirements), so with just a sliver of a chance, I'm gonna give it my all, and with any luck, I'll get my remaining 60 miles, my project, and my very over due paperwork done by the second weekend in February (just enough time to get it in to the machine).
If I do make it, any and all 'Heads are invited to my Eagle Ceremony (The cake sure as hell won't be a lie!), just don't expect alcohol (BSA says no... And I don't wanna be left out).
So I'll see y'all again either in a couple weeks, or after I get a few different boots surgically removed from my ass.