Time to Change Your Snark Plugs

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Noswad0208 said:
Wait, are you an alien or just Major Tom?
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Umm...neither. Just another one of the 7.2 billion other astronauts on this e-ticket ride.

gmoneyluv said:
Well, after suffering for two weeks with this cold, I know now that I have a sinus infection. Getting on antibiotics tomorrow. That the human race survived before antibiotics is staggering.
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That they survived before the invention of beer is even more staggering.

daizee said:
ooh yay, another 8" of snow!
The pile to the left of the parking space now tops 6 feet. I know GSOM will call me a n00b, but we don't leave enough room for this much snow around here.
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nOOb. We don't have enough room for it either. We just don't bitch....'cause we're like that, yo.

worldwood said:
Snarkerings!!

*snip*

I ran naked with a porn star because i love marijuana.

HAHAHA!!
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I, OTOH, ate a mop because I didn't like the way (s)he looked at me. If you're born in January, all your choices suck. I hate whoever made that chart and made me so lame.
 
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crimsonfalcon07 said:
Speaking of Guyon's troubles, have any of you read the Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugarless Gummi Bears? If not, you should. There's some truly choice ones.
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Those are hilarious. Veet for men has some pretty good ones too.
 
gmoneyluv said:
Well, after suffering for two weeks with this cold, I know now that I have a sinus infection. Getting on antibiotics tomorrow. That the human race survived before antibiotics is staggering.
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I'm on day four of hoping that mine doesn't turn into a sinus infection.
 
I cuddled with Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp like that...


EW! I almost wish I was wearing a purple shirt, it seems like it would be more fitting.


In other news, the ankle is still (...)'ed up, however I have it wrapped at night (I forget that it's messed up and try walking to the bathroom... yeahhhhhh... Needs some kind of support) and an air brace during the day. AND then on the blood pressure front, I talked to the doctor this afternoon. His first suggestion was "Boy, get yo' ass to the hospital RIGHT NOW!" which didn't happen. Today was actually a little lower (took it 3 times, the average was 190/110) so instead I talked him out of that and he is changing my medicine as of tomorrow. He wasn't thrilled with that solution but I pointed out that it's been this way for 3 weeks now so another day wasn't going to kill me. He pointed out that it might, what a buzzkill eh?!

WHOOT! So glad the reply box is back! It is so much nicer.

Oh and thanks for the concern guys!
 
worldwood said:
Snarkerings!!

*snip*

I ran naked with a porn star because i love marijuana.

HAHAHA!!
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I shanked a bum because I have abs. ??? Must mean Acute Bullpucky Syndrome cause I know it's not because of my 12 pack. :D
 
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Removed........I'm still thinking I need a Becker for the camp site.
 
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Chameleonbear said:
,,,, AND then on the blood pressure front, I talked to the doctor this afternoon. His first suggestion was "Boy, get yo' ass to the hospital RIGHT NOW!" which didn't happen. Today was actually a little lower (took it 3 times, the average was 190/110) so instead I talked him out of that and he is changing my medicine as of tomorrow. He wasn't thrilled with that solution but I pointed out that it's been this way for 3 weeks now so another day wasn't going to kill me. He pointed out that it might, what a buzzkill eh?!
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Want a buzzkill??? Try having a stroke. All future buzzes will certainly disappear. The longer you go with extremely high BP (and 190/110 is stroke city waiting to happen) the more likely you are to experience a stroke. Think of your blood vessels as balloons or inner tubes. Every time you over stress either by over-pressuring them, weak spots stretch and thin a little. Eventually, something ruptures. When will it happen? No one knows and no one can predict when.

In the brain, you get a stroke.

In your aorta or other major artery, boom, an aneurism and you are DRT cause you bleed out w/ in 3-4 minutes. If you are already on an operating table but not yet cut open, and it happens, you're still DRT.

In one of your major organs, organ failure. Spleen or a kidney means surgery to remove the organ and hope they find it before you bleed out so they have a chance at the surgery. Pancreas or liver, hope you find a compatible organ donor before you croak.

So

QUIT ASSING AROUND AND GO TO THE DOCTOR. YOU SHOULD'A DONE GONE TO THE HOSPITAL.

There, they could monitor the results and change things up faster if something doesn't work for you pretty quick if you're in the hospital.
 
granitestateofmind said:
I hate whoever made that chart and made me so lame.
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LMAO, mine could be good... But could be bad as well.

Its all good to run naked with a porn star because you love marijuana, but quite the opposite to run naked with your grandma because you smoked crack. Crack kills... And some grandmas i have seen arent too friendly either.

bigghoss said:
Yeah but what did you get from the chart?


I shot a bum because I've got abs.
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That it has quite a few drug and sexual references in it, and therefor leads me to believe the person who made it did so while smoking a joint laced with crack and sleeping with a horse while a stripper filmed it... Or something like that.
 
C-Bear, sounds to me like immediate medical attention would be in your best interests. Epson salt soak might help the ankle a little bit, but your bigger concern is obviously the blood pressure.

Me and the little one made a snow man today. She is a trooper, runny nose and all.
My gasitudinal disposition has subsided a bit. That's a relief. I can't imagine having let one of those go at work. :o
 
Hmm...I cuddled with the trojan man because I've got abs. I'm not sure how far I want to go with that!

Day 9 that kids here have missed school because of weather (between February and the first five days of March). It's stupid how schools shut down here for an inch of snow or the threat of bad weather...
 
worldwood said:
leads me to believe the person who made it did so while smoking a joint laced with crack and sleeping with a horse while a stripper filmed it... Or something like that.
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So a Tuesday?


AND then on the blood pressure front, I talked to the doctor this afternoon. His first suggestion was "Boy, get yo' ass to the hospital RIGHT NOW!" which didn't happen. Today was actually a little lower (took it 3 times, the average was 190/110) so instead I talked him out of that and he is changing my medicine as of tomorrow. He wasn't thrilled with that solution but I pointed out that it's been this way for 3 weeks now so another day wasn't going to kill me. He pointed out that it might, what a buzzkill eh?!
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You could literally die any minute from that, like *boom* dead before the ambulance even arrives. And I don't mean literally in the I-don't-actually-know-what-literally-means-and-I'm-trying-to-be-dramatic, I mean a-friend-of-mine-who-was-only-40-years-old-died-last-November-from-a-sudden-massive-hear-attack and doctors-go-to-school-for-a-long-time-so-they-know-what-they-are-talking-about.
 
Folks, before you post up Internet memes with potentially offensive content or before you quote said memes, please stop and think for a moment.
Then do something else instead.
 
Neko's reaction to Guyon's gas problem.....

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Guyon said:
Folks, before you post up Internet memes with potentially offensive content or before you quote said memes, please stop and think for a moment.
Then do something else instead.
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Very sorry about that.

If i offended anyone it was not my intention, and i truly apologize.
 
TBL, worldwood......ya'll need to tighten up. Don't disgrace Ethan's house anymore.

Final warning. And yeah, this is in the open forum......

Moose
 
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