Ugliest Knife ever?

[Gigmaster]

Here's my nomination. The Kabar Nautilus. Runners up would be the Kabar Warthog and Gerber Fatty.

Semper Fi!

 

[Deepcrasher]

There is Gerber Nautilus. I have one. It more nicely than seems at first...
Non-standard design - yes. But it is convenient

 

[btuner]

why would ya ?? I mean seriously ...

and for $8500????!!!??!!??

 

[TorzJohnson]

I have entered this one in a few "ugly knife" threads, but it really does deserve mentioning again. Behold the mighty Mac Weld Skull Crusher. Strap two of these to your feet this December and you can skate across Lake Erie.

Mac Weld likes to call their knives names with "crusher" in them. Skull Crusher, Knuckle Crusher. This is because they are much more suited to crushing things than cutting them.

 

[Johnny11758]

This one's pretty bad.

 

[Gerberblades]

a deterrent only because while everyone in the bar is one the floor laughing, you can make your covert escape.

It might as well have come out of the infamous bar scene in Star Wars. That knife has everything but wheels and a spool of dental floss.

GB

 

[Zwetschgen1]

Correct me if I am wrong, but is that not the ugliest knife you have ever seen? The lady isn't all that bad, but the hideousness of that knife will haunt me forever. Is she even spreading anything?

 

[enderwiggin]

Yea, I'm with you here, that is one FREAKING AWSOME KNIFE!!! (I mean the black one, not the animal cruelty one)

I happen to really like a few of the Airkat knives. It could be the Mall Ninja in me, but aside from some of the uber-macho hype, Carrillo makes some very neat-looking knives.

Every 'fantasy' knife I've seen, though, I'd be embarrassed to own.

 

[enderwiggin]

Correct me if I am wrong, but is that not the ugliest knife you have ever seen? The lady isn't all that bad, but the hideousness of that knife will haunt me forever. Is she even spreading anything?

Oh she's spreading something alright.




...Invisible butter!

 

[johnu2]

"quality made" "in china". now those are two phrases that you DONT want in the same sentence

Maybe they meant quantity, not quality

Finally, something nice and easy on the eyes (the girl, not the knife) to balance out the ugly knives in this thread

 

[Gerberblades]

I can't believe you have found a pic of this ! I had one of these that someone bought me when I was a kid ! I got it out of the sheath to look at one day and found the damn hoof was crawling with maggots.....man it soon found the garbage can fast after that !!!!

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Were the maggots optional?

Before I read this post I used to tell people I liked ugly knives, the uglier the better.

From now on I'm going to be more careful what I tell people.

If I may get to the point, and be blunt about it, I do like some ugly knives, which are kinda like ugly girls -- you get the strangest looks when you take them out. But at least you get looks.

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These look like kitchen implements designed by Martha Stewart after her prison stay. What are they for?

GB

 

[bigkahunasix]

I own it and like it, bt it is kind of "non-traditional". Hell, so am I.


***oooops, Guess it's self consious. It refuses to load.

 

[Gigmaster]

There is Gerber Nautilus. I have one. It more nicely than seems at first...
Non-standard design - yes. But it is convenient

You are correct. I meant to type Gerber, but I was admiring my Kabar Black Knight at the same time. The Nautilus is, in fact, a Gerber. My apologies.

Semper Fi!

 

[Gigmaster]

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Were the maggots optional?

Before I read this post I used to tell people I liked ugly knives, the uglier the better.

From now on I'm going to be more careful what I tell people.

If I may get to the point, and be blunt about it, I do like some ugly knives, which are kinda like ugly girls -- you get the strangest looks when you take them out. But at least you get looks.

These look like kitchen implements designed by Martha Stewart after her prison stay. What are they for?

GB[/QUOTE]

That's not really a 'Tactical' spatula, is it????

 

[JCaswell]

These look like kitchen implements designed by Martha Stewart after her prison stay. What are they for?

GB

That's not really a 'Tactical' spatula, is it????[/QUOTE]


Well, I thought there was talk of banning pointed knives in the UK ...

Maybe it's the kinder/gentler tactical.

 

[penls]

 

[DrThunder88]

Oh she's spreading something alright.

...Invisible butter!

It's pretty clearly "I Can't Believe It's Not Invisible Butter!" I guess the trans fats make it transparent.

Is there such a thing as an attractive butter knife?

 

[enderwiggin]

I guess this one's ok. And a bargain for only $250.00!

 

[richardallen]

I'm wondering if I should report this thread. Y'all are messing with several men's livelihood.

 

[Gerberblades]

You guys had us laughing last night. Good stuff!

GB