Ugly Knife Contest 2003

[RHINOKNIVES]

the pepperoni handle brings new meaning to the term SURVIVAL KNIFE!

 

[Sylvester]

Seeing how you boys aren`t showing any Ugly
Knives, I thought I would show you all one

 

[Dan Gray]

Sylvester hands down

 

[rfrink]

I like the pepperoni knife! So far I vote for IG's throwin' thingy.

-Rob

 

[Nathan House]

Man S that is ugly.Dan the comment about the pepperoni,had me rolling

 

[indian george]

Syl: Where have you been storing that thing?? In a drain oil bucket.:barf: :barf: :barf:

 

[Guy Thomas]

Hey I've been waiting to get into one of these things! (Not sure I can beat the pepperoni though! Look at this and weep!

Well blast I guess I can't load pictures directly to the forum any more without having an image hosting site. Anyway the picture is in this thread about three or four replies down the page, click on the image link (not as much fun as having the picture here. )

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=218156

 

[Sylvester]

Oh! man George you don`t like my WWSIK
(who would steal it knife )
That knife if you can call it that was
made many,many, years ago from a file.
That`s not how you store them in a oil bucket

 

[TJ Smith]

Nope sorry all you guys.
Here is my ugly knife entry so you see you guys don't have a chance.
this knife is so ugly even my scrimed chipmunk ( who was supposed to be looking for nuts; didn't and passed on that winter cause he starved)came out looking like a Polar Bear.

Talk about ugly
This one didn't want to be seen.
Take Care
TJ

 

[C L Wilkins]

I win.

You guys don't know what ugly is.
This knife is so ugly, I can't even put a picture up.
It’s so ugly, there are worm holes in the handle.
It’s so ugly, even Terrill Hoffman couldn't make it look good.
It’s so ugly that with it being a neck knife, it would be too close to the temptation cutting your own throat.
It’s so ugly that when I took it in for heat treat they asked if I found it in the parking lot.
It’s so ugly, even a case of beer won't make it look good.
It’s so ugly, it looks like it was made after drinking a case of beer.

This knife was intentionally made to be ugly. When somebody keeps pestering you to make them a knife (for nothing of course) and is obnoxious about it I decided to work on "their" knife. When they would come over, I would show them "their" knife. Now, you can't just get a piece of steel and slap some wood on it. It has to look like you've put forth "some" effort. By the way, problem solved. This was about 4 or 5 years ago.

Everybody needs an ugly knife. You never know when it may be needed.

C Wilkins


I'll post a picture if you guys REALLY want to see it but beware...

 

[ddavelarsen]

Okay C L, I give, "Uncle", post it! BTW, so far my vote still goes to IG. You other guys are faking it with your nice knives, you oughtta be ashamed. Well, maybe Sylvester's non-stealable knife is in the running too... Although, C L's description does have merits - let's see it. And Mongo, you got it right on the head man. That knife will cut your hand if you're not careful. I hope the poor bastid doesn't hurt himself. But the customer's always right! Right?

Dave

 

[indian george]

OK C L You got the talking part done. It is
SHOWTIME

 

[Dan Gray]

you guys asked for it..
it's was going to be a gut knife.

 

[J. Neilson]

Wow, ther's some pretty stiff competition here. You think I could get back in the lead if I get Tess to make a pizza patterned sheath?

 

[P.K.Hansen]

Graymaker gets my vote - I think I broke something in my eye when I saw that thing.

 

[Guy Thomas]

Let's try this again, how's this for ugly?

 

[C L Wilkins]

Told ya...

 

[Sylvester]

Ok now lets see some Ugly knives. I have not
seen any yet

 

[indian george]

Dan: What do you plan to gut with that a squirrel???
CL: Yep!!! You are right.
Boy, the competitons is getting tough.

 

[Rene E. Roy]

Hey, when is this going to end! I need to find a few I made along time ago. Talk about ugly!