Ugly Knife Contest 2003

Tom::D :D :D I wish you still lived in Fairhaven, because I want to take the knife out for a test run and you would make a perfect target.:eek: :eek: :eek: :D ;)
 
George, George, George, I try to be nice to you and you want to use me for a target, you burn my insides out with your "forge in a jar", tell me you and Helen ate all the lobsters, clams, and the rest of the goodies. I'm down hear eating roadkill and grits, did happen to score a good possum today, and you pick on me for no reason. I think I'll go out to the shop and sulk. When you start college, are you going to take your lunch in the same Roy Rogers lunchbox you had in high school? You can tell me, I won't tell anyone. Later.
 
TOM, TOM, TOM: Hopalong Cassidy was my idiot, that is why I always wear BLACK till this day (even underwear do you want to see???). And it was a St, Joe's that I had the lunch box.:D :D :D :D
 
This is my entry for the ugly knife contest. After some minor chipping out on the edge, I decided to run with this as my new "double choil" knife. As you can see in the photos, this is really handy for choking up (way up) on the blade.

This knife has other fine attributes:

o A visible quench line and a visible file scatches, which proves I did harden and test this.

o Premium (actually No. 2) pine handle reinforced and enhanced with the finest electrical tape money can buy at Home Depot.

o Attention to detail – note the guard to blade connection; selected wedges of scrap basswood are carefully jammed in to assure a secure fit.

A real collectors item!!
 

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Ok George, sorry, I liked the drywall screws but, I think Bob is in the lead now.:eek: :eek: :eek: The pepperoni knife isn't looking so bad now. I may have to break down and put it on the table for $50.00 or something.;)
 
:barf: Bob, what are you trying to do to us, I think my corneas ripped loose on that one! I think you are definitely in the running!:D
 
.....the bandaids are the fancy version -usually I make do with some masking tape and a bit of paper towel...but I figured I should dress up for this picture.

Bobn
 
I would show you one of my uglies...but i have them buried DEEP in the garden!:p :p :p besides..its too cold to go and dig them up:D
 
Bob,
You even get my vote. That looks like something I found in the bottom of my father's shrimpboat when I was a kid.

C Wilkins
 
Well...
Apart from the crappy handle, the chipped blade and crappy manifacture, I like the design.
I think I'll copy it and try to make a real, decent knife out of that.
Probably, given my outstanding skill (notice that I just say it's outstanding, not in which sense it stands out :D) it'll end up here in the next ugly knife contest :D
 
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