Ugly Knives

cziv said:
It is all of the following and much more:



It will be better that a science fiction movie! It'll definitely be that. :D

Yeah they're ugly and mall ninja eqpmt. A double play. :thumbup:
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So out of curiosity after you linked that I went and googled some stuff up and this is one of the things I found: https://thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=380198

Now I don't know how credible any of that is but I think I'd rather see it in action before I make any serious judgments on the mall ninja factor that this possesses. However, I will definitely agree that upon first inspection, the mall ninja-osity of this product is quite high.
 
My Plutonium Class Rough Draft At The Custom Shop - the "Waved Stinger" This will be a limited run of 1 knife. :thumbup: :D

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cziv said:
My Plutonium Class Rough Draft At The Custom Shop - the "Waved Stinger" This will be a limited run of 1 knife. :thumbup: :D

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Lul. :D

What is that red thing? I can't tell if it's Spiderman, a scorpion, or an ear of corn on some red lined, lopsided boobs.
 
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I think some here are getting too bogged down in definitions, classes, and intents of knives posted here...I'm just posting what I think looks funny. I'm doing it for a laugh. This Forum has dozens of places for super-serious knife discussion...if you're bothered by the jackassery on this thread there are plenty of alternatives that won't annoy you. I love knives but I also have a sense of humor about them. Even some I've bought myself.
 
Whether on Secret Ops mission or spreading a little peanut butter on your sammich this knife can do it all and more!




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What is that red thing? I can't tell if it's Spiderman, a scorpion, or an ear of corn on some red lined, lopsided boobs.
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Bite your tongue! :mad:

It's obviously a red hot scorpion with extra barbs and the blue colors show that it's super poisonous, like a dart frog. I figured I might go head to head with that ANT on the ESEE Izula - you know like a logo for a whole line of knives, T-shirts, hats and stuff like that. :cool:

I forgot to add his claws though, it's in the "prototype" stage. :)
 
MoreToasties said:
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The type of newbie that pisses me off is the type that reads two threads (most likely about mall ninjas), considers himself to be an expert, and decides to educate everyone else.

Hence the term post less, read more.
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You got that right...those know it all newbies who have been here about 6 months and have less than 500 posts are intolerable!
 
cziv said:
Bite your tongue! :mad:

It's obviously a red hot scorpion with extra barbs and the blue colors show that it's super poisonous, like a dart frog. I figured I might go head to head with that ANT on the ESEE Izula - you know like a logo for a whole line of knives, T-shirts, hats and stuff like that. :cool:

I forgot to add his claws though, it's in the "prototype" stage. :)
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Bite my tongue?! :O

Wait. Is this a lava scorpion or what? In what fashion do you propose that said scorpion is "red hot?"

Also..you forgot the claws.. and I think you forgot some legs too. I remember being taught in middle school that scorpions had more than four legs. Just sayin'. :D
 
Thank you to all that actually commented on and posted ugly knives (what this thread was made for).... if you would like to keep commenting on UGLY KNIVES please continue to do so otherwise i would apreaciate if the others would stop commenting. If you feel this is a stupid thread then stop adding to it by starting disagreements this was not intended for criticism towards the other members or myself but intended on the posting of knives that look badly designed weather the knife looks horrible in your opinion or if it looks unpractical and useless. I am defenatly not new to knives just to this forum so if you would keep your negative opinions about me or others to your self it would be much appreciated.

-collect(newby)
 
collect said:
And Last but not least the Scariest Knives and ugliest known to man!!!!

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Anyways thank you for viewing and post some ugly contraptions of your own!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU PURCHASE THEESE !!!!!!!!
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The funny thing is that knife was voted as the best knife by the attendees of the 2009 Knifemakers Guild Show and won the "Makers Mark Peoples Choice Award" so I guess a lot of people don't agree with you.

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The funny thing is that knife was voted as the best knife by the attendees of the 2009 Knifemakers Guild Show and won the "Makers Mark Peoples Choice Award"
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Clearly they were drunk...look in his other hand.
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Have to be to win an award for that thing. Probably full of moonshine and terpin hydrate or robitussin ac. :D
 
collect said:
Thank you to all that actually commented on and posted ugly knives (what this thread was made for).... if you would like to keep commenting on UGLY KNIVES please continue to do so otherwise i would apreaciate if the others would stop commenting. If you feel this is a stupid thread then stop adding to it by starting disagreements this was not intended for criticism towards the other members or myself but intended on the posting of knives that look badly designed weather the knife looks horrible in your opinion or if it looks unpractical and useless. I am defenatly not new to knives just to this forum so if you would keep your negative opinions about me or others to your self it would be much appreciated.

-collect(newby)
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I do not have an ugly knife to post or comment on. I would like to comment about the thread. I feel this thread was intended for criticism towards the other members. I have negative opinions about you.
 
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I'd go so far to say that what is in his left hand fueled the inspiration for what is in his right hand.
 
Stelth said:
I'd go so far to say that what is in his left hand fueled the inspiration for what is in his right hand.
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What fueled the inspiration is the fact that a Chinese manufacturer will crank out copies with his name on 'em and he knows that people will drop $29.95 on it at the flea market to decorate their living room with it. Right between the OCC diecast chopper model, the Dale Jr. diecast and in front of the Budweiser bar mirror.

Hibben could be a great knife maker but insists on making fantasy knives and bad throwing knives.
 
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