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Useless knives

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by hermit dave, Oct 3, 2018.

  1. hermit dave

    hermit dave

    750
    Jul 19, 2011
    I know we've done ugly. Let's see knives that won't function properly as a knife. I'll kick it off...
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  2. Owen K.

    Owen K. Gold Member Gold Member

    577
    Sep 9, 2016
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  3. colin.p

    colin.p

    334
    Feb 4, 2017
    Got to get me one of those. Wonder if it comes tip(s) up?
     
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  4. salduchi

    salduchi Gold Member Gold Member

    210
    Aug 4, 2007
    Any knife that is not used.
     
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  5. sharp_edge

    sharp_edge Gold Member Gold Member

    Jul 30, 2015
    All other peoples knives are useless to me because I cannot use them.;)
     
  6. abcdef

    abcdef

    Oct 28, 2005
    That first one is a classic.
     
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  7. benchwarmer380

    benchwarmer380 Valyrian Member Platinum Member

    Sep 17, 2012

    Needs some anti aliasing cream.
     
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  8. BTGuy

    BTGuy Gold Member Gold Member

    341
    Jul 5, 2016
    Land version of the shark "knife" .....

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  9. Minirehak212

    Minirehak212 Basic Member Basic Member

    157
    Apr 1, 2018
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  10. Colorodo

    Colorodo Gold Member Gold Member

    May 23, 2014
    Safe queens.
     
  11. Pilsner

    Pilsner Gold Member Gold Member

    Oct 28, 2017
    My thoughts exactly. :D
     
  12. Minirehak212

    Minirehak212 Basic Member Basic Member

    157
    Apr 1, 2018
    I just had to ;)
     
  13. katanas

    katanas

    Jan 6, 2012
    That first one makes me dizzy (stare at it for a minute). :eek: I guess it could also have something to do with the bourbon in this here glass sitting next to me. ;)
     
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  14. danbot

    danbot Gold Member Gold Member

    Oct 31, 2009
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  15. Dean51

    Dean51 Basic Member Basic Member

    692
    Aug 30, 2014
    My two entries they qualify as both, ugly and useless.
    Krudo SNG201 SNAG 2.1
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    Medford Panzer Tanto art-deco
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  16. Gravy

    Gravy

    277
    Dec 16, 2014
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    300 bucks.... Did I mentioned its cast in a wax mold?
     
  17. WValtakis

    WValtakis Gold Member Gold Member

    May 29, 2004
    Obviously a silly design, but it is not "cast in a wax mold". The ACK wording is incorrect, it is cast from a wax plug, like all lost wax casting (same way Boye casts stellite).

    ~Chip
     
  18. BadComrade

    BadComrade Gold Member Gold Member

    233
    Dec 29, 2017
    You definitely have more of a chance of injuring yourself than anything else.

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  19. Charlie Mike

    Charlie Mike Sober since 1-7-14 (still a Paranoid Nutjob) Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Nov 1, 2000
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  20. pinnah

    pinnah

    Jul 28, 2011
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