Useless knives

[BadComrade]

Useless?...... Pshh. IDK that knife looks USEFUL as hell!! lol

 

[91bravo]

This is probably one of the most useful tools out there! You don't like SAKs do you?

 

[Hackenslash]

You definitely have more of a chance of injuring yourself than anything else.

Brings new meaning to the term “drop a mag”.

 

[pinnah]

Have you ever seen one of these things in real life? I have. It's too fat to hold and use.

I don't mind the 2-4 layer SAKs. They are still knives. This thing is just Victorinox's amp that goes up to 11. It's a curiosity for collectors.

 

[Jaydud]

I know we've done ugly. Let's see knives that won't function properly as a knife. I'll kick it off...

I think this is very useful....in Minecraft

 

[trevitrace]

This is probably one of the most useful tools out there! You don't like SAKs do you?

How're ya supposed to cut out moleskin for your blisters or push large gauge needles through indomitable materials with that thing??

 

[Kbrasmodeler]

What can't you do with that? It even has the time! And the superior, Victorinox, scissors.

 

[91bravo]

How're ya supposed to cut out moleskin for your blisters or push large gauge needles through indomitable materials with that thing??

Easy. Use the knife to cut the moleskin and use the pliers to grip the needle to push through the material.

 

[trevitrace]

Easy. Use the knife to cut the moleskin and use the pliers to grip the needle to push through the material.

Oh. It seems so easy when you word it that way.

 

[pinnah]

What can't you do with that? It even has the time! And the superior, Victorinox, scissors.

Would you actually carry and use that? Seriously.

I get the Farmer and Climber. Not my cup of tea, but whatever.

But this thing? Does anybody really carry one and use one on a regular basis? Hands up.

 

[hermit dave]

They should call this one SUK (Swiss Useless Knife)

 

[91bravo]

Would you actually carry and use that? Seriously.

I get the Farmer and Climber. Not my cup of tea, but whatever.

But this thing? Does anybody really carry one and use one on a regular basis? Hands up.

My wife carries one in her truck console. She has unscrewed a radiator hose clamp, cut off the blown out part of the hose and re-clamped it. Good as new! Imagine that, all done with a useless SAK...

 

[Kbrasmodeler]

Would you actually carry and use that? Seriously.

I get the Farmer and Climber. Not my cup of tea, but whatever.

But this thing? Does anybody really carry one and use one on a regular basis? Hands up.

Thread isn't "What knives do you NOT carry", it's "Useless Knives". And, I have carried a Swisschamp as an EDC, in a pouch on my belt. Similar size, and a very useful tool.

 

[hermit dave]

Just $8500. on Amazon (used) It weighs SEVEN pounds.

• 2.5-inch 60% serrated locking blade
• Nail file
• Nail cleaner
• Corkscrew
• Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
• Removable screwdriver bit adapter
• 2.5-inch blade for Official World Scout Knife
• Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
• Removable screwdriver bit holder
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 0 Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
• Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
• Magnetized recessed bit holder
• Double-cut wood saw with ruler
• Chain rivet setter
• Removable 5mm
• Allen wrench
• Screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
• Removable tool for adjusting spokes
• 10mm Hexagonal key for nuts
• Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
• Patented locking screwdriver
• Universal wrench
• 2.4-inch springless scissors with serrated self-sharpening design
• 1.65-inch clip point utility blade
• Phillips head screwdriver
• 2.5-inch clip-point blade
• Club face cleaner
• 2.4-inch round tip blade
• Patented locking screwdriver
• Cap lifter
• Can opener
• Shoe spike wrench
• Divot repair tool
• 4mm Allen wrench
• 2.5-inch blade
• Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
• Double-cut wood saw with ruler
• Cupped cigar cutter with double honed edges
  
• 12/20-gauge choke tube tool
  
• Watch case back opening tool
  
• Snap shackle
  
• Mineral crystal magnifier
  
• Compass
  
• Straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
  
• Telescopic pointer
  
• Fish scaler
  
• Hook dis-gorger
  
• Line guide
  
• Shortix laboratory key
  
• Micro tool holder
  
• Micro tool adapter
  
• Micro scraper, straight
  
• Micro scraper,curved
  
• Laser pointer with 300-foot range
  
• Metal file
  
• Metal saw
  
• Flashlight
  
• Micro tool holder
  
• Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
  
• Screwdriver 1.2mm
  
• Screwdriver .8mm
  
• Fine fork for watch spring bars
  
• Reamer
  
• Pin punch 1.2mm
  
• Pin pinch .8mm
  
• Round needle file
  
• Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
  
• Removable tool holder
  
• Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
  
• Flat Phillips head screwdriver
  
• Chisel-point reamer
  
• Mineral crystal magnifier
  
• Small ruler
  
• Extension tool
  
• Spring-loaded, locking flat nose needle-nose pliers
  
• Removable screwdriver bit holder
  
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  
• Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
  
• Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
  
• Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
  
• Magnetized recessed bit holder
  
• Tire tread gauge
  
• Fiber optic tool holder
  
• Can opener
  
• Patented locking screwdriver
  
• Cap lifter
  
• Wire stripper
  
• Reamer
  
• Awl
  
• Toothpick
  
• Tweezers
  
• Key ring

 

[Seesteel]

Too useful? lol

 

[pinnah]

My wife carries one in her truck console. She has unscrewed a radiator hose clamp, cut off the blown out part of the hose and re-clamped it. Good as new! Imagine that, all done with a useless SAK...

That specific model? Or one with that many layer? Really?

 

[Danke42]

Worlds worst lock combined with other useless features.

I hear if you devote your live to fixing the maker's mistakes you can cut the cheese with it but "Ain't nobody got time for that".

 

[91bravo]

A blue Swiss Champ is what she keeps in her truck. Yes, really.

 

[pinnah]

Thread isn't "What knives do you NOT carry", it's "Useless Knives". And, I have carried a Swisschamp as an EDC, in a pouch on my belt. Similar size, and a very useful tool.

The one I posted is twice as heavy as a Swisschamp and many more layers thick. It's 65mm thick. The add copy even acknowledges it's offered as a collectible.

Honestly, I get the appeal of SAKs. But it's silly.

I think the Opinel #13 is pretty silly too, for that matter.

 

[pinnah]

A blue Swiss Champ is what she keeps in her truck. Yes, really.

The one I posed is not the SwissChamp. The SwissChamp is only half as heavy and many layers thinner.