using things on your person

southbeachlaw said:
I could fart into a lighter and make a blowtorch...
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good luck with that, lol...You know sometiems when people do that it gets sucked back in and they get internally burned...OUCH! lol...seriously people end up in ER trying this old trick, of course they tried this bare and not through clothing...try explaining that one to the doc! hahahaha:p
 
While southbeachlaw makes the fire with his butt, cutlerylover will bust out the new towels that he is going to buy and hand one to southbeachlaw so he can wipe the black char off his a$$, I'll be making the bootstrap stew from my altoid tin and my leather boot. :D It'll be a cookout I tell you, a cookout!!!
 
lol...sounds fun! besides the removal of the char of course...lol

Hey you gave me a great idea!!!!!!! I bet those towel "pills" would make exelent toilet paper!!!! SUre beats leaves, and they won't take up much room in someone kits! If your in the woopds roughing it with your misses Im sure she sure woudl appreciate a moist towelette to clean herself after you make her crap in the woods, lol...
 
cutlerylover said:
lol...sounds fun! besides the removal of the char of course...lol

Hey you gave me a great idea!!!!!!! I bet those towel "pills" would make exelent toilet paper!!!! SUre beats leaves, and they won't take up much room in someone kits! If your in the woopds roughing it with your misses Im sure she sure woudl appreciate a moist towelette to clean herself after you make her crap in the woods, lol...
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LOL, I like the part about making her crap in the woods, LOL. My Girlfriend tries her best to make do in the outdoors, as long as she has a fresh "womens" magazine and a chair she is in good shape and I can do whatever I want. But making her crap in the woods would be hilarious :p. I can just imagine all of the swearing and cursing she would be doing if it came down to her pooping in the woods. She would go :eek: what, I have to do what:eek:.
 
I can use my Swiss Army knife to build a plane and fly away. How do you fill a condom up with water from a pond? Do you just stick underwater, and it fills up? how much water will it hold, I just don`t get it. To me, the condom canteen sounds too stupid to even try. Besides I haven`t owned a condom since before I was married,but I could use my wedding ring for a fishing lure. I do use extra paracord for boot laces, and a bic lighter in my pocket is always usefull. Oh yeah cigarettes are good tinder. I can sterelize wounds with the flask that I keep in my pocket. Oh yeah and fuel for my plane. the best survival tool walking out the door is your brain, take care of it, and it will take care of you.
 
cutlerylover said:
lol...sounds fun! besides the removal of the char of course...lol

Hey you gave me a great idea!!!!!!! I bet those towel "pills" would make exelent toilet paper!!!! SUre beats leaves, and they won't take up much room in someone kits! If your in the woopds roughing it with your misses Im sure she sure woudl appreciate a moist towelette to clean herself after you make her crap in the woods, lol...
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That is a great idea! It sure beats dragging your a$$ in grass like a dog!
 
batosai117 said:
LOL, I like the part about making her crap in the woods, LOL. My Girlfriend tries her best to make do in the outdoors, as long as she has a fresh "womens" magazine and a chair she is in good shape and I can do whatever I want. But making her crap in the woods would be hilarious :p. I can just imagine all of the swearing and cursing she would be doing if it came down to her BEEEEEEEEPPP in the woods. She would go :eek: what, I have to do what:eek:.
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lol, just be carefull, please don't curse unless your in the wine and cheese section otherwise you might get a warnign flag thing..lol, seriosuly though its not allowed in the regular forums, I wouldn't want to see you get in trouble over something silly...thats why I said crap and not...you know...;)
 
and speakign of toilet paper...lol...this plant, mullein, grows all over the place around the country usually roadside or where its a bit more saturated ground by lakes and ponds sometimes..anyway the leave on this plant are VERY VERY soft, like velvet in the summer time and spring, its the best thgin you could get from nature to clean yourself when out in the woods...Plus, the bark as well as the inside of the stalk when dry is great tinder! And from what I hear if you take the flowers and heat them up with oil to make an extract it works great for ear aches! This is a cool plant to learn about cause almost everyone has seen it one time or another, just didn't know what it was...

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cutlerylover said:
lol, just be carefull, please don't curse unless your in the wine and cheese section otherwise you might get a warnign flag thing..lol, seriosuly though its not allowed in the regular forums, I wouldn't want to see you get in trouble over something silly...thats why I said crap and not...you know...;)
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Thanks, I edited it. I learn something new everyday! It would still be funny to see that happen.
 
Well I am starting to get into cord making but....... My ponytail is over a foot long and the rope I can make with what comes off of a brush (or just running my fingers through my hair) is nearly unbreakable when twisted, and when I had braids I had over 75 of them so there is at least 75' of rope on my head!! Yes some think it is gross but I am used to it- I never said I was not wierd (and besides why throw away what I can play with then throw away)!!

Here is what I did yesterday (all one piece, my second try at splicing in new lengths, from what has come off of my brush in the last 4 months- saved for ropemaking).
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I got the idea from "The Miko" by Eric VonLustbader? when it mentioned womens hair rope being the strongest that the Ninja had when I read it as a younger man and it stuck in my head. I know my hair is strong as in Jujitsu class I can pick people up with it when we work on hair grab defenses.
 
Yeah, very interesting. I'm glad their not black and curly.... I was going to try to weave a basket out of dreads when I cut them off... but the nightmares would leave me alone.

Its impressive that you can do this though! I'd have to be a survival situation a LONG time now in order to do that.
 
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