Take out a fleet of 20,000 pirate ships after you turn down a request by them to play "Stairway to Heaven" (Or is the that St-Arrrrr-way to Heaven) on your super sweet ninja guitar because you only play stuff that is super sweet and "rox harder than hard". Kill about 100,000 of the pirates with a bilton, another 74 should meet their maker by the dreaded ninja-death-tickle technique. Then play a guitar solo where you play "Stairway to Heaven' backwards just to prove that it neither rox harder than hard nor is it super sweet. This it turn sinks everyone of the pirate ships in exactly 4.7 seconds. Furthermore is sinks every pirate ship ever built. Then, the super hot pirate princess with her eyepatch and jolly roger bikini teleports down from her spaceship and says "A ninja with a 5" blade, a super sweet axe, and knowledge of the death tickle technique has killed every pirate that has ever lived and probably few that didn't even know they were pirates....All while wearing dalmation PJs! Kiss me you fool!" You refuse because she is a pirate and that is not the ninja way. Plus she only loves you for your PJs and rocking skillz. Then she explodes. <<fade out with rock ballad>>.
That would be something that I personally would like to see. I've heard ninjas can do all of that stuff.
On a more serious note, I would like to see kerambit and AK bowie techniques being used. How about a set up where some one confronts you as you begin to enter your car/house/whatever? I've alwasy wondered how to handle that kind of situation. Thanks for making this DVD, Danny. I'm sure everyone in the cantina really appreciates the time and effort you're putting into this. BTW, no harm meant by the Robert Hamburger ninja stuff
Jake