Want or need or deserve a free buck knife ?

Im pretty new to the hobby and Im 'All In" on Buck's and telling everyone how great theey are. I've already converted one guy to becoming a collector and a couple more on the edge. Having another Buck to show may tilt the scales for one or more. Thanks for the generous contest!
 
After my wive divorced me I wuz on my way to take pore
dissdvanttaged cripple children deer hunting
on the big brothers program only
I stopped to delever my meals on wheels
to the senior citizens and when I got distracted
protecting a man in a wheelchur from a pack of
wild dawgz I kilt one with my 110 (cut his damn throt) but two of
them got me down an three guys in a pickup
truck stopped an shot some and they run off but
my 110 had got lost in the melay and run over by
an eighteen-wheelr an purty well crushed so now I ain't got no knive.

P.S. My dog was chewed up in them wild dagz attack and
the vet bill was over 2 huunert dollars too an I
was layd off from my job just three monts
ago an my trailer was repo'd.
 
BG42EDGE said:
After my wive divorced me I wuz on my way to take pore
dissdvanttaged cripple children deer hunting
on the big brothers program only
I stopped to delever my meals on wheels
to the senior citizens and when I got distracted
protecting a man in a wheelchur from a pack of
wild dawgz I kilt one with my 110 (cut his damn throt) but two of
them got me down an three guys in a pickup
truck stopped an shot some and they run off but
my 110 had got lost in the melay and run over by
an eighteen-wheelr an purty well crushed so now I ain't got no knive.

P.S. My dog was chewed up in them wild dagz attack and
the vet bill was over 2 huunert dollars too an I
was layd off from my job just three monts
ago an my trailer was repo'd.
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Man,you are such an ^^&&**,you don't belong on here so take a hike back to your secret clubhouse where you fit in with the other assholes like yourself.

no offence..^&%$*(
 
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Does that mean I didn't win???

I hope you're not one of the contest judges!!!

;)

BTW......I just looked at your entry and although it was quite similar to mine......I think mine was better!!!
 
334dave Buddy, looks like you just can't win. Everytime you come up with something fun on here, "SOMEONE" has to come along and spoil it for you and everyone else.:thumbdn:
 
NAW,BG You couldn't win if there was a contest for last place and you were the only entry bud,nothing i say or do resembles any of your smart ass comments.Crawl back into that hole and don't come back..
 
Actually, Razooblade......it was your contest entry that inspired me to tell my story......and I want to thank you for giving me the courage to share it.

I was kind of afraid to write it because it sounded like a bad country song, but seeing your entry made me realize that mine was worthy too, just like anybody else.
 
Not a single one of his posts is helpful, insightful, or provides any useful information whatsoever.
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Idunno, I thought the one where I encouraged Joe Houser to write a book on Buck knives was helpful and insightful. If he writes that book, you'll thank me.
 
I took ohens advise and put it on the ignore list but with quotes I'm still not immune to dribble. It said on the slogan contest that it should be put in the whine and cheese section. Good Idea. You go ahead BG and we'll meet you there later.
 
My goodness, Dave's instructions said that humorous entries were acceptable, but then when I do it......some of the folks get grouchy.

Oh well, I am not at all discouraged by their behavior and anybody childish enough to get upset about it is not somebody I ever want to hear from again anyway.....so their ignoring is hereby enthusiastically approved.

:D
 
If you send a knife to the president the Secret Service will open a file on you!You would be on soooo mannnny bad,bad lists.....
 
Ooooo...ooooo......ooooo.............. Pick meeeee!!!!!!(in the voice of horschak from welcome back kotter)
 
gee wizer i would have bet there were more then this that would use a free buck knife?
 
I would love to have a buck knife, i just recently bought my first omni folder this past month, and i want to buy or win more buck knives!
 
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i ain't red the ruler but winner could possibility be selected from tp with post number from bed pan
wife said to check as there may be a booby prize..
ie : may be two knives..why this happened i dont kow..
so every one post in !!!
like i said any reason at all or no reason at all
jest post !!! more then once if you want..
but would like to hear why you need a
Free Buck Knife!
 
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