What are we called?

I would say I qualify. I have spent about $2000 in the past year alone and ignored peril of the woman's scorn.
"knifesturbator"? Ouch.

Lol, it refers to the compulsive flicking of knives characteristic of most knife enthusiasts. Not nearly as painful as it sounds...
 
"Knifesturbator" is my favorite thus far... I've been stereotypically called a "conservative nutjob" when a client of mine saw that I was carrying two knives. Don't think that's what we'd want to call ourselves, and I'm sure there are some liberals that carry blades. :)
 
Knife nut, kinds guy, knife enthusiast- and to most of my non knife(y?) friends- freak, scary guy, the dude with all the knives
 
I just say knife collector because that makes the most sense to people. I don't really like the connotation of "knife nut" (or similarly "gun nut"). When I hear that I think of a hick in overalls shooting squirrels on his porch with a 357.

Knife enthusiast is fine too, but it will probably require more explaining, so I like to stick with knife collector.
 
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