What Do You Do For A Living?

mykel m said:
Speaking of hobos.
These two hobos (Buddy and Hal) were walking down the RR tracks lamenting on how hungry they were when they came across a dead raccoon.
Hal says...heck yeah, food, at last!!
Now this poor raccoon had been dead for quite awhile you understand, but ol' Hal was so dang hungry he commenced to chowing down.
He looks up at Buddy and asks between a mouthful of rancid raccoon meat if he was going to have some?
Buddy said nah, I'll wait for something better on down the line, but please...enjoy your meal Hal.

So.....an hour or so later they were shuffling along the afore mentioned tracks when they spied a dead deer in the bushes along side of the tracks.
The poor deer was pretty mangled up (must have been hit by a passing train) and looked to have been laying there for a goodly spell, but the raccoon was a pretty meager meal for ol' Hal, and his belly was still aching with hunger pains (hunger pains?) and he commenced to cutting strips off the haunch of the long dead deer and stuffing them in his mouth.
And being the gentleman he is he asked his old buddy Buddy if he was going to have some, but again, Buddy said he'd pass in hopes of a better meal later on down the tracks.

Sooo...not too long after the deer feast they were shuffling along the same said tracks when it became clear the pains in Hal's gut weren't just from hunger and he spewed forth a torrent of vomit akin to an erupting volcano or Linda Blair in the Excorsist.:barf:

Ol' Buddy being the smarter of the two was anticipating the upckucking and he whipped out his trusty spoon and says....

Finally a hot meal!, and commenced to shoveling the still warm vomit into his salivating mouth.
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ohhh nooo....
 
At present I work as a Corrections Officer. Before moving to the USA I was a Journalist/Photographer for the Port of Cape Town, South Africa.
 
In my old life I'm Electrician an FTTH ( fiber optic to the home ) network contractor for an ISP provider, in the new 8am - 4pm I`m a legal drug dealer in a Pharmacy shop ( simiral to the drugstore but only sell medicins ).
5pm - 9pm I work in alarm maintenance ( fire alarm, smoke, intrusion )
 
Patrol Sergeant and firearms instructor at a medium size suburban Police Dept. 30 miles north of NYC. Have been working the midnight tour for the last 16 years.
 
Retired Air Force - still flying/working special programs for several government agencies and the Joint Staff.
 
Infantry soldier for 6 years. 2 years in Iraq and 1 in Afghanistan. Currently a officer for my little town part time and work full time for the Sheriff's dept.
 
Restaurant business for 10 years than got into the landscape industry so I could get outside. 18 years later still rolling along.
 
U.S. Customs and Border Protection officer (legacy Immigration and Naturalization Service Inspector).
 
Yikes. Most of you all have some seriius Lt heavy jobs.starting to feel out of place. Teacher in a small town doesn't exactly add up around here :p
 
KYenglish said:
Yikes. Most of you all have some seriius Lt heavy jobs.starting to feel out of place. Teacher in a small town doesn't exactly add up around here :p
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What grade\subject do you teach?
My wife teaches 7th grade english.

It takes an awesome person to teach.
I commend you sir.
 
Been away from here for a long time because of my job/school. I'm a facilities manager and in house health and safety inspector for a local restaurant group. We are looking into other cities/states so I've been on the road a lot. I'm also pursuing my masters degree in environmental management.
 
I lead a team of systems DBAs for a fortune 50 company, and also run my own firearms safety instruction business.

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