What have I done? Three knives until Christmas?!

LOL. Oh boy Andi, you sure painted yourself into a corner! Good luck!
I think a large bribe is in order. Or you need to convince your wife you were feverish when you made that promise!
 
Maybe you could just make it a "What have I done?" Three knives until Christmas?! Andi's Super Knife GAW.

Just give all you have away, except three. Then you would win for sure! :D

Give away them Charlows - that will show her a thing or two!! :mad::mad:

:p
 
Thanks for the heartwarming wishes, fellows. I gonna need them. I was clever enough to store all the others away, unless the three. :foot:

A GAW for all of my other herd? I "think" this is no real good idea... no good idea.

An interessting time will come the next few months, indeed.
 
ouch! I hope you've learned a lesson. Hide your knives from her!

Good luck staying away from your other knives, especially the upcoming forum knife.

Please let us know how it went when christmas arrives.
 
WHAT a nightmare! And an endless one:grumpy: No way could I manage that, ghastly!:barf::barf:

You need some clarification: Which Christmas??? She didn't state a year!! :eek: Then in Russia and other Orthodox countries ,Christmas comes about 10 days later...well into NEW YEAR:eek::barf:

On the other hand, another clarification could be useful: Maybe a jet roared overhead as she said "three....."( score and ten) or "Three" (hundred!) There's some hope you see:D Moreover, she is probably like 99% of other humans, can she really tell the difference between your knives?? I mean, so long as you choose two orangeish and one greenish coloured knife you'll probably be able to er, expand the perameters of the bet. ;) Just sayin':thumbup: Then you could always cross the border to Austria and secretly use a few more, lucky you live so close to another country!

Best of luck (you'll need it!) Will Power
 
Be strong Andi! I am not at all surprised that that green #66 made the cut. I am strongly considering doing the same in a gesture of solidarity with my BF Brother!............I'll get back with you later:rolleyes::o

We'll see.......
Peter
 
willgoy said:
WHAT a nightmare! And an endless one:grumpy: No way could I manage that, ghastly!:barf::barf:

You need some clarification: Which Christmas??? She didn't state a year!! :eek: Then in Russia and other Orthodox countries ,Christmas comes about 10 days later...well into NEW YEAR:eek::barf:

On the other hand, another clarification could be useful: Maybe a jet roared overhead as she said "three....."( score and ten) or "Three" (hundred!) There's some hope you see:D Moreover, she is probably like 99% of other humans, can she really tell the difference between your knives?? I mean, so long as you choose two orangeish and one greenish coloured knife you'll probably be able to er, expand the perameters of the bet. ;) Just sayin':thumbup: Then you could always cross the border to Austria and secretly use a few more, lucky you live so close to another country!

Best of luck (you'll need it!) Will Power
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Great post, Will!! I was falling out of my chair laughing! Working on some incantations for you now, Andi!
 
Andi, you should put a stockman in the mix. Multiple blades help. I'll pray for you and don't be afraid to ask for help.
 
Paraphrasing Laurel and Hardy's catchphrase, "Here's another nice mess you've gotten yourself into, Andi!"

But look on the bright side. Christmas is less than 3 months away, so that's an average of more than 1 knife per month available to you.:eek:

I'm sure the experience will build character. Best wishes!!

-GT
 
You said you'd only carry three knives, but can you look at others?
So when your forum knife arrives, you should gift wrap the package to stay unopened until Christmas. Nah... I couldn't do that, either.



Which three pairs of shoes did she pick out to wear?
 
So you can use and play with others that may happen to be laying all over the house right just as long as they're not "carried"
 
You can do it, no problem. I did a similar set of challenges / experiments earlier this year, a bit more restrictive than yours even. It has had the side effect (or maybe it was just coincidental) of curing me of my addiction, so there's that to watch out for.

I carried one SAK and a Case Small Texas Jack for the first 4 1/2 months of the year. At the end of that run, I switched over to a Buck 303 along with the same SAK, for about the next 4 months. Now, I just carry the SAK.
 
r8shell said:
Which three pairs of shoes did she pick out to wear?
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That's just what I was going to ask. What does she have to give up?

Now, are you allowed to purchase knives during this period? You could have a bunch to open on Christmas Day!
 
Andi, Andi, what were you thinking? It sounds like your pride got you in big trouble here! Good luck!
 
Primble said:
"She didn´t believe me, she said something like knife-snob." :eek:

I would suggest to admit to the addiction and do something nice for her - then you can just go back to your addiction. :D
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Good suggestion. I find having a sense of humor about oneself and our somewhat strange obsession usually disarms criticism. Otherwise well frankly we all just seem like nuts. LOL
 
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