What is the dumbest comment someone has made about your knife?

A guy at a thrift store asked me what i wanted that little crappy little knife for? sold it to me for $3. it was a sambar stag Case peanut in good condition. Same guy sold me an Al Mar eagle Micarta handle for $10. I always like giving to a charitable cause, wish I knew where he gets them though.
 
"you could kill somebody with that" at lunch cutting up an apple with a benchmade griptillian. :rolleyes:
 
Them: "Is that legal?"
Me: "Yes."
Them: "It shouldn't be, that's unnecessarily big."
Me: "You wanna see unnecassary big? Check this baby out!" (I reached into my jacket pocket right by the base of the zipper)
They left pretty quick...
 
Was over at a friends house helping keep the knives sharp for a butchering session with his extended family. Most were using filet knives of some sort, with a couple of skinners thrown in.

His 10 year old grandson picked up the knife he had just finished sharpening and my fiend told to be careful, that the knife was very sharp.

The little bonehead proceeded to lay the ball of his thumb wide open. And we were in trouble for laughing.

Leadfoot
 
You paid $400 for that thing? My Harley Davidson knife is better than that. I just smile and nod.
 
I've gotten the "you have a knife?! Do you plan to stab someone with it?" My reply is: "I see you have a pen. Do you plan to write a novel with it?"

- Mark
 
"Ouch!!!! that thing is sharp" he told me after running his fingers across the edge and slicing them, to see if it was sharp...yep my brother is dumb :)
 
The other day a female coworker asked, "do you have a knife fetish?" I said I wouldn't call it a fetish, it's more like a usefull hobbie. She then got a serious and conserned look on her face and asked, "are you a cutter?" ..."you know that you can get help for that."

Apparently she thinks that if someone owns more than one knife it must be some kind of weird sexual blade fetish that involves cutting ones self for pleasure. :barf:
 
BryFry said:
The other day a female coworker asked, "do you have a knife fetish?" I said I wouldn't call it a fetish, it's more like a usefull hobbie. She then got a serious and conserned look on her face and asked, "are you a cutter?" ..."you know that you can get help for that."

Apparently she thinks that if someone owns more than one knife it must be some kind of weird sexual blade fetish that involves cutting ones self for pleasure. :barf:
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And we are the ones(knifenuts) who are suppose to have a problem...:)
 
BryFry said:
The other day a female coworker asked, "do you have a knife fetish?" I said I wouldn't call it a fetish, it's more like a usefull hobbie. She then got a serious and conserned look on her face and asked, "are you a cutter?" ..."you know that you can get help for that."

Apparently she thinks that if someone owns more than one knife it must be some kind of weird sexual blade fetish that involves cutting ones self for pleasure. :barf:
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I would ask her how many plates she has in her cupboard...I bet she must have some sort of eating disorder...

Another approach is to state that the most common sexual fetish (this is widely believed to be true BTW) is a foot fetish...You can guess what your next question should be.
 
haha, not that dumb, but kinda funny yesterday. Guy at work asks to see my knife, as I had it visibly clipped to my pocket, instead of the usual IWB setup where it's unseen. Was my Spyderco Centofante 4. He looked at it and said, "wow this is a nice knife, I've never heard of this brand before."As he's looking at the obvious spyderco on the handle. Me, "Oh, that's a Spyderco." Him, "Are they any good? This one is too light, though..." and hands it back to me...

heh.

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i was using my delica4 with the emerson wave to cut something at a party, some guy noticed and proceeded to tell me how he carries a knife too. then looked at mine and said "well theres your problem right there, its made in japan! what a piece sh*t. see, mines made in america" this is where he showed me his "awesome" smith and wesson knife. he then went on to explain that, because his knife was american it was clearly better, and he had never heard of spyderco and they must be bad knives since mine was made in japan. i just laughed and walked away
 
BryFry said:
The other day a female coworker asked, "do you have a knife fetish?" I said I wouldn't call it a fetish, it's more like a usefull hobbie. She then got a serious and conserned look on her face and asked, "are you a cutter?" ..."you know that you can get help for that."

Apparently she thinks that if someone owns more than one knife it must be some kind of weird sexual blade fetish that involves cutting ones self for pleasure. :barf:
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was she hot? sexual blade fetish with a hot girl doesnt seem so bad :D
 
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