What is the dumbest thing you have seen a non-knife person do with a blade?

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I just finished sharpening the kitchen knives when this happened. Shortly after I did this, I walked back into the kitchen, and my mom had cut the crap out of her thumb. She was using a 10" Americraft Buck chefs knife to slice an apple. She slipped and cut to the bone on her thumb. We had to go to the ER and get 5 stiches.
What have you seen non-knife people do with a blade?
 
I was displaying my vintage Buck knife collection and demonstrating how to sharpen a knife on a Norton India stone when a patron walks up, hearing only part of the conversation. Takes the knife I'd just sharpened and says,'here's how you find out if a knife is real sharp'. Flops out his tongue and scrapes the knife across it. Of course this gave him a cut tongue in short order. He left the convention center, spitting blood. DM
 
I was displaying my vintage Buck knife collection and demonstrating how to sharpen a knife on a Norton India stone when a patron walks up, hearing only part of the conversation. Takes the knife I'd just sharpened and says,'here's how you find out if a knife is real sharp'. Flops out his tongue and scrapes the knife across it. Of course this gave him a cut tongue in short order. He left the convention center, spitting blood. DM

Thats the most original thing I've heard concerning doing something stupid with a knife.
 
I just finished sharpening the kitchen knives when this happened. Shortly after I did this, I walked back into the kitchen, and my mom had cut the crap out of her thumb. She was using a 10" Americraft Buck chefs knife to slice an apple. She slipped and cut to the bone on her thumb. We had to go to the ER and get 5 stiches.
What have you seen non-knife people do with a blade?

I don't see how that's dumb.
 
I shaved my tongue with my dads razor when I was real young. I don't really remember it, but he sure does.
 
I was displaying my vintage Buck knife collection and demonstrating how to sharpen a knife on a Norton India stone when a patron walks up, hearing only part of the conversation. Takes the knife I'd just sharpened and says,'here's how you find out if a knife is real sharp'. Flops out his tongue and scrapes the knife across it. Of course this gave him a cut tongue in short order. He left the convention center, spitting blood. DM
You win. Thats a truly new class of idiot
 
My bud was trying to chop out some tree roots, so I sharpened his ax for him. Used a new belt on my belt-sander and finally got it sharp enough for rough work and took it back to him. His neighbor saw the ax and asked to borrow it. Soon after, my bud went next door and saw the neighbor chopping bricks with it.
I did NOT offer to sharpen it again.
 
I let a girl borrow my mini griptilian (because she was hot) and 30 seconds later found her scraping gum off of the concrete floor. Nails on a chalkboard.
 
I let a girl borrow my mini griptilian (because she was hot) and 30 seconds later found her scraping gum off of the concrete floor. Nails on a chalkboard.

The title says the dumbest thing a "NON-Knife" person did with a blade.
Having said that the dumbest thing a non knife can do is to use a knife in front of a knife person so they can then go on a forum and make fun of you.
 
I let a girl borrow my mini griptilian (because she was hot) and 30 seconds later found her scraping gum off of the concrete floor. Nails on a chalkboard.

You shoulda asked to borrow her eyebrow tweezers.
 
Was out at a pre-Christmas work party, all dressed up in my kilt and the whole shebang. Woman sitting next to me spots my sgian dubh and asks to see it.I hand it to her and ask that she not touch the blade(Rab Gordon damasteel piece, razorsharp)she looks at it for a while and then...makes as if to cut her throat:eek: I nearly s**t myself. Took it off her and tucked the thing away in my sporran.:grumpy:
 
I was displaying my vintage Buck knife collection and demonstrating how to sharpen a knife on a Norton India stone when a patron walks up, hearing only part of the conversation. Takes the knife I'd just sharpened and says,'here's how you find out if a knife is real sharp'. Flops out his tongue and scrapes the knife across it. Of course this gave him a cut tongue in short order. He left the convention center, spitting blood. DM

Sure it wasn't Gene Simmons from KISS? :cool:
 
Was out at a pre-Christmas work party, all dressed up in my kilt and the whole shebang. Woman sitting next to me spots my sgian dubh and asks to see it.I hand it to her and ask that she not touch the blade(Rab Gordon damasteel piece, razorsharp)she looks at it for a while and then...makes as if to cut her throat:eek: I nearly s**t myself. Took it off her and tucked the thing away in my sporran.:grumpy:

Deck the halls with arterial spray, fa la la, la la la
 
The title says the dumbest thing a "NON-Knife" person did with a blade.
Having said that the dumbest thing a non knife can do is to use a knife in front of a knife person so they can then go on a forum and make fun of you.

You don't think that was a dumb way to use somebody else's blade? Go and scrape one of your blades on the concrete and see what it does for your edge.

I got a brand new 0560BW about 2 weeks ago, and the first day I got it a guy at work asked to look at it. I hand him my precious 560, he attempts to open it by using his thumb on the flipper button, and proceeds to drop it on the concrete floor which affectively removed the sharp tip of my new blade.. I have finally learned my lesson and now refuse to lone out my knife.
 
A buddy (whom I knew, not well when we departed but realized he was possibly head-injured as the trip unfolded) and I were on the westbound comeback of a lengthy road trip on our Harleys, riding since sunup, when we stopped to eat lunch at a restaurant. Afterward we were at our scooters in the parking lot, rigging for another stretch of road, when he decided he wanted to cut the sleeves off his T-shirt using his Leatherman blade).

I looked over and he was stabbing at the limp sleeves of the T-shirt while holding it--this guy looked like you had given a three-year-old girl a butcher knife and said, "Here, cut this." It was pathetic; looked like he'd NEVER handled a knife before (I'd noticed his odd use of a knife when he ate, too, but just put it down to probably being head-injured).

I walked over, told him he was gonna kill the shirt if he kept doing that, drew my 4" leuku and showed him how to hold the sleeve taught and SLICE it down the seam. Handing the shirt back to him, he started stabbing again, nearly got me and I backed off and went back to my bike in disgust, leaving him to his own methods.​

Next thing I know I hear, "Help me!....Help me!" and I turn around and the guy's holding his arm high in the air where he'd just put the whole blade into the center of his underside forearm and got an artery or two.

Trying to keep this short, I grabbed him and convinced him he wasn't going to die...he's going into shock now...and walked him back into the restaurant which was full of lunchtime crowd and a waiting line. The guy is spewing blood even though I had him keeping pressure on it. I sat him in a chair and told him again he was going to live.

Now, some of the elderly ladies were fainting in the doorway and the wait staff, mostly young girls, were panicking and dropping stuff...I've no idea where the manager was. I know some of the people at tables and booths dropped but I was so busy I don't know how many. So I started trying to direct the waitresses...one calling an ambulance, one to get some ice and towels, one to find the manager, one to assist me with stopping his bleeding, etc, etc...​

He finally passed and fell on the floor before the Fire-paras got there but they arrived pretty quickly and took him to their ambulance. He revived in there, they got it under control and I followed them to the hospital.

After 4 hours in the ER and this guy using every ploy he knew to get hard drugs from every nurse, doctor and candy striper who walked by, he was sutured up, given his painkillers and all was well with him again.

He couldn't ride his scooter until at least morning, so one of the firemen who'd evidently been assigned to aid us that day drove it back to a motel where they had secured two rooms for us.

My buddy crashed til morning the instant he got into the room--toast. Meantime, the firefighters we'd been with that day, who had helped us out TREMENDOUSLY, were riders and showed up at my room about 6:00 that afternoon on their Harleys. I'll just say we had a hell of a time that night.​

A day and a half later as we neared home, the last I ever SAW of my buddy he took his exit in a bad lightning storm and waved as I went on down the road home. Last I ever HEARD of my buddy he'd been busted in a meth sting. Several years ago now.

I'm still thankful to the Firefighters of Guymon, Oklahoma. You guys are amazing.
 
I was displaying my vintage Buck knife collection and demonstrating how to sharpen a knife on a Norton India stone when a patron walks up, hearing only part of the conversation. Takes the knife I'd just sharpened and says,'here's how you find out if a knife is real sharp'. Flops out his tongue and scrapes the knife across it. Of course this gave him a cut tongue in short order. He left the convention center, spitting blood. DM

That guy was a cutter. He saw a chance for a free lunch.
 
There's two kinds of dumb (well, a lot more than two, but two that are applicable here).
Dumb against their own safety and dumb in using the knife for the knife's safety (such as dishwashing hard steels, or leaving my beautiful VG10 damast knives amongst the dirty dishes overnight).

As for the safety thing:
I personally stabbed through my own thumb with an Opinel 8. Have the entry and exit scars to prove it. In the left side and out the right. That thing was so sharp it never even hurt.
 
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