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What is the dumbest thing you have seen a non-knife person do with a blade?

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by Ferahgo, Aug 25, 2014.

  1. Harden Knives

    Harden Knives

    405
    Aug 7, 2013
    Every one of my buddies or semi-intelligent people that I hand a knife to,9 times out of 10 will wrist flick my knives with unusual force.

    Kind of like slamming someones car door....
     
  2. Ferahgo

    Ferahgo

    Mar 6, 2014
    I have noticed that too. Its like they under estimate the smoothness and ease of a quality blade.
     
  3. The_Knife_Man

    The_Knife_Man

    May 30, 2014
    called it spot on. that's the truth
     
  4. Jmboz

    Jmboz

    242
    Apr 14, 2011
    D.I.Y body modifications like tongue splitting, ear shredding/removal or scarring tattoos.
     
  5. RemyKaze

    RemyKaze

    Mar 23, 2012
    That's a matter of opinion. Do you mean in general, or self modification? Some people can expertly achieve their goal on themselves as easily as someone else.
     
  6. marcclarke

    marcclarke

    16
    Jul 17, 2004
    I saw a father on a hiking trip with his young son teaching his son to clean a knife's blade by pinching the blade with his thumb and index finger from the edge side of the blade and drawing the sharp edge lengthwise between his thumb and finger.

    I about had apoplexy. We were at least 2 hours from any transport or medical assistance. I politely suggested that if one is going to use one's fingers to clear off a blade one should instead wipe the blade on one's jeans from back side to edge, pulling away from the edge.

    I was loudly told to f*** off.
     
  7. Ferahgo

    Ferahgo

    Mar 6, 2014
    LOL! Some idiots just don't want to learn
     
  8. Ferahgo

    Ferahgo

    Mar 6, 2014
    Keep it coming folks!
     
  9. Garrett Hammers

    Garrett Hammers

    22
    Oct 17, 2014
    My brother take a pocketknife and beat it against stone
     
  10. JKLnHYD

    JKLnHYD

    50
    Apr 14, 2014
    He...wait, what?
     
  11. Ferahgo

    Ferahgo

    Mar 6, 2014
    And what, per say, was the intention of said activity?
     
  12. RemyKaze

    RemyKaze

    Mar 23, 2012
    Killing and skinning the rock, of course. You've never had rock steak, or rock burgers? Rock jerky?
     
  13. J85909266

    J85909266

    Jun 6, 2005
    My uncle once requested to use my razor-sharp Spyderco Yojimbo 2 for sawing the head off of a fish that he had placed on a pillar of gravelly broken concrete. I refused, knowing the edge would be destroyed, and he proceeded to mock me for being the knife guy afraid to use his knives. I tried to tell him that I would be more than happy to let him cut the fish on an appropriate surface, but he wasn't having it. He made fun of me and my knife too fancy to cut with for the remainder of the visit. It should be stated that my uncle is a drunk. lol
     
  14. Garrett Hammers

    Garrett Hammers

    22
    Oct 17, 2014
    I just dont know
     
  15. Garrett Hammers

    Garrett Hammers

    22
    Oct 17, 2014
    Rock meat is better than deer meat lmfao
     
  16. Ferahgo

    Ferahgo

    Mar 6, 2014
    Had something like that. My dad insisted to use my 3" buck 290 rush to cut a watermelon. Instead of my BK9. He banged that blade off of the steel park-bench table a half dozen times.
     
  17. edh3007

    edh3007

    44
    Sep 26, 2014
    Well, to help keep this thread alive:

    How to keep a non-knife person safe while proving that a knife person isn't always smart:

    My daughter was trying to use a butter knife as a screwdriver (removing an under counter bracket). I told her she was going to hurt herself and took the knife away from her. Like a complete idiot, I looked at what she was doing, saw that the screw was almost out and thought "what the heck."

    You see this coming, don't you? The danged knife slipped off the screw and the scalloped knife edge made a deep ragged cut to my left hand forefinger pad. Right where you press to chord a guitar. Nerve damage to this day keeps me from playing (it is beginning to get better).

    I _KNEW_ better! Moral:
    Always use the right tool for the job.
     
  18. predator86

    predator86

    7
    Oct 1, 2008
    I worked at a gun shop part time and a co worker asked for my knife to open some boxes. I handed him my microtech ultratech and walked away. Some time had passed and I ask for my knife back with a blank stare he walks over to where was opening boxes. I followed him over and he is looking everywhere for the knife. I asked him if he lost my very expensive knife and he just shakes his head. He pulls out fifty bucks and I start laughing and tell him he is short $150. He eventually pays me full amount and I replaced the knife.
     
  19. jacobts2013

    jacobts2013

    89
    Jan 1, 2014
    Just bought a Barrage and a Pentagon eliet 1... Buddy of mine from the barracks is checking them out... Decided he's gonna grind the blades together like on the movies right before they carve a turkey... I almost carved him
     
  20. The_Knife_Man

    The_Knife_Man

    May 30, 2014
    Let's see how sharp this blade you sharpened; proceeds to cut open finger.
    Followed by "yep pretty sharp".

    Or let someone play with a butterfly knife. Never again.
     

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