What is the dumbest thing you have seen a non-knife person do with a blade?

let my cousin use a knife and she started trying to carve a rock or something and also when i was younger my cousin (diffrent one) thought that a knife had to be able to slice rocks or it was cheap then proceeded to try to cut a rock we were about 12
 
lowslowmiata said:
I got a benchmade assisted opening knife sent to work as a trade and proceeded to show ny coworkers over the course of the day. I warned them that the thing fires like a rocket and to hold it firm. Each one tried opening it like a traditional which of course fired it right into one of their palms. Luckily it was just the tip and not that deep. Bum dum tiss
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Yup I've seen this a ton of times
 
lowslowmiata said:
I got a benchmade assisted opening knife sent to work as a trade and proceeded to show ny coworkers over the course of the day. I warned them that the thing fires like a rocket and to hold it firm. Each one tried opening it like a traditional which of course fired it right into one of their palms. Luckily it was just the tip and not that deep. Bum dum tiss
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Yup I've seen this done a ton of times
 
first: using a hammer (!) for batoning and then the same person used a hammer for batoning again - this time on a hk g3 bayonet - since it did not chop well - you can imagine how the spines of the fixed blade knife and bayonet looked after that

second: wrist flicking my brand new out of the box hinderer xm18 - sent it flying across the living room - hit a glass door and fell onto the stone floor - tip broke off
 
evolution80 said:
first: using a hammer (!) for batoning and then the same person used a hammer for batoning again - this time on a hk g3 bayonet - since it did not chop well - you can imagine how the spines of the fixed blade knife and bayonet looked after that

second: wrist flicking my brand new out of the box hinderer xm18 - sent it flying across the living room - hit a glass door and fell onto the stone floor - tip broke off
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But...I thought Hinderers were made out of adamantium with diamond handles and unobtainium hardware? :confused:
 
My brother asked to use my knife.
Why?

He has a splinter and I figured he would use the tweezers.

I gave him a SAK Super Tinker.

Went to the fridge and what do I see.

The main blade glowing :eek:RED HOT over the flame on the stove.

What are you doing??????
His response.

I have to sterilize it first :sorrow:

The only good thing about it.

I was going to let him use my BM DeJavoo
 
uxo2 said:
My brother asked to use my knife.
Why?

He has a splinter and I figured he would use the tweezers.

I gave him a SAK Super Tinker.

Went to the fridge and what do I see.

The main blade glowing :eek:RED HOT over the flame on the stove.

What are you doing??????
His response.

I have to sterilize it first :sorrow:

The only good thing about it.

I was going to let him use my BM DeJavoo
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I would be so PO'ed. Its reasons like this I don't leave my blades with someone unattended.
 
That is just the BEST right there , I have a brother that was NOT a knife person and did many stupid things. After much council he has now become quite a knife person...........we must REFORM them ...NOW....LOL
uxo2 said:
My brother asked to use my knife.
Why?

He has a splinter and I figured he would use the tweezers.

I gave him a SAK Super Tinker.

Went to the fridge and what do I see.

The main blade glowing :eek:RED HOT over the flame on the stove.

What are you doing??????
His response.

I have to sterilize it first :sorrow:

The only good thing about it.

I was going to let him use my BM DeJavoo
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evolution80 said:
first: using a hammer (!) for batoning and then the same person used a hammer for batoning again - this time on a hk g3 bayonet - since it did not chop well - you can imagine how the spines of the fixed blade knife and bayonet looked after that

fsecond: wrist flicking my brand new out of the box hinderer xm18 - sent it flying across the living room - hit a glass door and fell onto the stone floor - tip broke off
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Dija bust the glass?
 
I sharpened knives for my friends pizza place about once a month.A 17 year old kid was throwing a knife up like a juggler and caught it right across the middle of his fingers on his left hand.Stitches in most of his fingers.My friends response dumb ass kid!!!!!
 
uxo2 said:
My brother asked to use my knife.
Why?

He has a splinter and I figured he would use the tweezers.

I gave him a SAK Super Tinker.

Went to the fridge and what do I see.

The main blade glowing :eek:RED HOT over the flame on the stove.

What are you doing??????
His response.

I have to sterilize it first :sorrow:

The only good thing about it.

I was going to let him use my BM DeJavoo
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I can't believe that actually happened. Holy crap I would be pissed.
 
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