What knife would chuck norris carry and why ?????????

Chuck Norris is illegal in most jurisdictions.

Chuck Norris once tried to carry a Cold Steel Vaquero Grande but lost it in his beard.

Jim
 
The way I understand it, whenever Chuck needs to cut something
all he has to do is look at the object and it falls apart w/o him touching it.
 
Chuck has a Rambo knife, but only uses it when swinging John Rambo by the ankles.
 
Chuck Norris was here
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If an ESEE knife broke ChucK Norris, even from abuse or stupidity, they'd give you a new Chuck Norris.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't always need a knife, but when he does it's an M7 bayonet.
 
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