What knife would chuck norris carry and why ?????????

[woody d]

Chuck Norris is yet to find a knife thats sturdy enough for his grip.

 

[fishon217]

Chuck norris' knife was forged from mr. T's chains.

 

[HoosierQ]

sorry, knives edc chuck.

there...it...is !!!!

 

[Freak Show Scott]

Chuck would carry a Strider, But only to pick those annoying lesser knives out from between his teeth.

 

[Dr Heelhook]

A Busse MOAB, which he carries folded in his pocket.

 

[HoosierQ]

Chuck Norris DOESN'T carry either an ESEE-5 or a BK-2 because he kept making them fail a spine whack test.

 

[djjonny]

Originally Posted by Maniacal Pete
Chuck takes away his opponent's knife and since it's an Emerson he regrinds the chisel into a normal grind.

Fixed !

.....using the stubble on his chin

 

[Yo Mama]

Come on, let's not let this one die out. Any more?

 

[MattyLav]

A Kershaw Chive. Cause He dont give a damn what people think

 

[Over Kill]

He would carry the wolverine from xmen and use him as a knife.

Why because he can...

 

[Daft Slice 1986]

Chuck Norris's fingers have jimping

 

[Zookie]

Chuck Norris's fingers have jimping

lol .

 

[twid]

Chuck Norris held a Buck 110 and poked a hole through the blade with his thumb by accident. He invented Spyderco.

 

[austonh]

Chuck Norris carries a Cold Steel Espada XL, anything smaller would just be nuisance.

 

[matgarsmi]

If you look closely, every hair on Chuck Norris' beard has a micro-bevel.

 

[Ramil839]

http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle-pics/ilbk3-big-kukri-huge-02.jpg

 

[Daft Slice 1986]

http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle-pics/ilbk3-big-kukri-huge-02.jpg

thats one big @$$ kukri, lol

 

[JWRobinson]

Chuck Norris just carries McGyver and uses him as a SAK

 

[JWRobinson]

Chuck Norris stopped carrying a knife when he heard Jack Bauer actually NEEDED a knife to kill terrorists.