What knife would chuck norris carry and why ?????????

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Chuck Norris is so tough he can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris does pushup he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris is tougher than a $2 steak.
The only knife chuck carries is the one he takes away from the guy that pulled it on him, right before he beats him into a grease spot.
 
One day Chuck Norris decided to shave his beard off. He tried to use a Chris Reeve Sebanza. The edge of the Sebanza was shredded off.

Chuck Norris still has his beard.
 
Chuck heat treats his blades by spitting on them. Then to cryo treat he looks at them.
 
Someone once attacked Chuck Norris with a knife, but the hair in his beard is actually stronger and tougher than a chainmail suit.

186,000 people donated blood in the US today, all because of Chuck Norris. He didn't need a knife.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a knife to cut his steak, he just round house kicks the whole cow into bite size pieces.

The only time Chuck Norris needed a knife was to cut his own umbilical cord at birth, just so he didn't round house kick his mother.


-Xander
 
silly rabbit, chuck norris doesn't need a knife...wait for it...
he's got balls of steel.

-s90v if you want the par-ti-cu-lars
 
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