What knife would you like to see next from CPK?

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Think of it, Nathan. You'll be able to do infomercials on cable TV at 3 a.m.

"It slices, it dices, it chops...(in theory), and if you order right now, we'll send you a second boat anchor absolutely free, just pay separate shipping and handling.

But wait, there's more!...

Operators are standing by..."
 
Some of the recent exhibited love for CPK swords got me thinking on this again - I want a CPK spear.

I know, I know, it's not a "knife" but one could argue that neither are swords. I would much rather have a long spear or polearm than a sword anyway in the event of a zombie apocalypse - just sayin'. In fact, through the first few seasons of The Walking Dead however many years ago, I was kind of amazed that they never thought to use something that could keep the flesh eaters at a distance.

Something like a boar spear would do nicely.

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Fonedork Fonedork or you could just buy these and carry them in a back pocket:


everyone “all aboard” the CPK BS (boar spear) train………. this train is leaving
 
What I need is a tiny hook shaped blade that would cut through piano wire in case some gets wrapped around my neck.
Nah. If the piano wire is tight, you won't be able to get the hook/blade under the wire.

What you need, is one of those BDSM looking collars, with embedded little D3V blades ringing the collar. That way, the piano wire cuts itself when it's tightened.



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Nah. If the piano wire is tight, you won't be able to get the hook/blade under the wire.

What you need, is one of those BDSM looking collars, with embedded little D3V blades ringing the collar. That way, the piano wire cuts itself when it's tightened.



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It's traditional to slip one hand under the wire at the last second and have a bloody struggle like the brother in Marathon Man.
 
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