PRIORITIES
That's what I feel is lacking at CPK.
Competition choppers, field knives, light, medium and fat kid choppers, edc knives, potato knives...
All toys. None of them address genuine
needs.
Perhaps it's simply a generational thing, maybe even a lack of real life experience, but the simple fact is no one
needs these things.
Let's talk about what the world
really needs:
Personal trimmers.
I know you guys think this is funny, but I assure you you WILL hit your mid-forties. Suddenly, coarse hair sprouts from places.
On your person.
Strange places.
For crying out loud, I have frigging EAR HAIR! Hair that is growing out of my EARS!!!! WTF!!!!!!
Not even going to talk about nostril hair. I swear, if I let it go two weeks without breaking out the brush trimmer I look like Jeff Goldblum in that awful remake of "The Fly". (Can't wait to hear all the "Matt Brundlefly" jokes to pop out of the woodwork, now...)
And, yeah. Go ahead. Take the cheap shot...
My eyebrows.
What the hell is being done about this?
You guys are supposed to be the Brain Trust!!!!!!! Where's my
Lorien
design, CPK Optimized Heat Treat personal groomer!?!?!?
Get Keffeler involved if you have to, but for Chrissake, let's get on the ball, here, people!
Laugh it up, Nathan. You just had a birthday - you're closer to this shit than you want to admit.
...friggin'
'not a survival knife' BS...