What "Traditional Knife" are ya totin' today?

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but those skinny jeans are so 2014... just ditch them already.

Once y'all get back to wearing regular pants, you'll find there's plenty of pocket room for a #21 -- and more! 👖🤣

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For me it's the feel in hand and blade length. Nothing to do with my jeans which are regular Wranglers. 🤠
 
That bot thought all that up ? :oops: :oops: :oops: 🤔👽
Is Dan pulling my leg I wonder ? ............... sure hope so ! 🤣

It did for real ! It was funny but a bit unnerving too
First time I tried this AI thing that I hear on the news often these days.

Google search chatgpt and type away any random request

The screenshot of my first interaction with a bot.
For the record lol
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I tell my GF that every package that comes to the house is a knife. Now, it's a running joke.

New refrigerator gets delivered: "That's just my new knife, honey! Big one this time!"
This only works until you get married.
I live about 30 minutes from Possum Kingdom. South Carolina at its finest!
Not a good name for a creamery (out of business), doesn't inspire sanitary thoughts.
Great quiver of knives FC. 👌
Is that a Brooks saddle? Sweet.
Thank ye Bob, I do like to spoil myself. Nobody else volunteered for the job 😁
BROOKS!!!!! 🤯😳👍
Best. Saddle. EVER. 😍🥰

Nice knives, too. 😍 all the critters, monsters, ailen planet scenery, and ailens in the fixed blade's handle. 😇
I knew I liked you Steve! The only thing better than a Brooks is a bicycle, or maybe a knife. But the last two don't feel so good on your arse, so I think it's ideal to have all three.
Ha! He's 2-1/2 yrs old and going thru that monster phase. The little dude might use a pocket knife on me if I hand him one. 😅😅
Congrats on the Grandpa time, sounds amazing. Does that phase ever end? My boy is 7 and one of his favorite games is "We have sword hands and Dad is evil and must be decapitated". I may have taught him that one...
I told Mom ‘n Dad “Heredity or environment. Either way, it’s your fault”.
That's funny Jeff! I always phrased it "Nature or nurture, either way it's your fault".
Mediocre minds think alike?

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I hope everyone has a great three blade Thursday! :)
 
Two beauties, Greg.

That’s for sure! 😄

That’s fantastic! Congratulations Greg! 😎👍
Thanks, Paul and Todd. :thumbsup: Looking forward to seeing you both again at the knife show, only a month away.
Congrats on the Grandpa time, sounds amazing. Does that phase ever end? My boy is 7 and one of his favorite games is "We have sword hands and Dad is evil and must be decapitated". I may have taught him that one...



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I hope everyone has a great three blade Thursday! :)

Thanks, friend. Your wife must be very proud of you for teaching your son that game. 😅 😅
Two really fine knives you're carrying today. Osage 29 is hard to beat and the Horsewright FB is a beauty with those unique scales. :thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
Ok, ok, oh my, this is just too much LOL 😂

Allow me one more entry regarding this chatgpt AI thing and I’ll let it go

I posted a while ago a pic of myself on my kick-sled being “chased” by a Sasquatch while carrying my GEC Viper

So I ask chatpgt to write a story about it

This is it, for real 👍😅

First the pic:
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Request for chatgpt:
Write a short story of how I narrowly escaped a hungry Sasquatch chasing me through the woods and how I managed to get away on my kick sled. Tell the reader how I defended myself with my trusty GEC Viper pocket knife

ChatGpt:
In the heart of the dense, snow-laden forest, I found myself pursued by a hungry Sasquatch, its primal roars echoing through the trees like thunder. With adrenaline coursing through my veins, I sprinted as fast as I could, the beast's heavy footsteps closing in behind me.

As I dashed through the frosty underbrush, I reached for my kick sled, hastily assembling it with trembling hands. With a swift kick, I propelled myself forward, the sled gliding over the snow-covered ground with surprising speed. But the Sasquatch was relentless, its massive form gaining on me with each passing moment.

Desperation drove me to grab my trusty GEC Viper pocket knife from my belt, its sharp blade gleaming in the dappled sunlight filtering through the trees. With a quick flick of my wrist, I brandished the knife, ready to defend myself against the oncoming beast.

As the Sasquatch closed the distance, I maneuvered the kick sled with precision, weaving through the trees in a frantic bid for escape. With a guttural growl, the creature lunged towards me, its massive claws outstretched.

In a split-second decision, I dodged to the side, narrowly avoiding the creature's grasp. With a surge of determination, I lunged forward, driving the blade of my knife into the Sasquatch's side with all the strength I could muster.

The creature let out a deafening howl of pain, stumbling backward in surprise. Seizing the opportunity, I kicked the sled into high gear, hurtling away from the wounded beast as fast as I could.

Behind me, the Sasquatch roared in frustration, but I was already disappearing into the depths of the forest, my heart pounding in my chest with the exhilaration of my narrow escape. As I raced towards safety, I knew that my trusty pocket knife had been my saving grace in the face of danger, a reminder of the importance of always being prepared in the wilderness.
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Ok, ok, oh my, this is just too much LOL 😂

Allow me one more entry regarding this chatgpt AI thing and I’ll let it go

I posted a while ago a pic of myself on my kick-sled being “chased” by a Sasquatch while carrying my GEC Viper

So I ask chatpgt to write a story about it

This is it, for real 👍😅

First the pic:
M2f1TWf.jpg


Request for chatgpt:
Write a short story of how I narrowly escaped a hungry Sasquatch chasing me through the woods and how I managed to get away on my kick sled. Tell the reader how I defended myself with my trusty GEC Viper pocket knife

ChatGpt:
In the heart of the dense, snow-laden forest, I found myself pursued by a hungry Sasquatch, its primal roars echoing through the trees like thunder. With adrenaline coursing through my veins, I sprinted as fast as I could, the beast's heavy footsteps closing in behind me.

As I dashed through the frosty underbrush, I reached for my kick sled, hastily assembling it with trembling hands. With a swift kick, I propelled myself forward, the sled gliding over the snow-covered ground with surprising speed. But the Sasquatch was relentless, its massive form gaining on me with each passing moment.

Desperation drove me to grab my trusty GEC Viper pocket knife from my belt, its sharp blade gleaming in the dappled sunlight filtering through the trees. With a quick flick of my wrist, I brandished the knife, ready to defend myself against the oncoming beast.

As the Sasquatch closed the distance, I maneuvered the kick sled with precision, weaving through the trees in a frantic bid for escape. With a guttural growl, the creature lunged towards me, its massive claws outstretched.

In a split-second decision, I dodged to the side, narrowly avoiding the creature's grasp. With a surge of determination, I lunged forward, driving the blade of my knife into the Sasquatch's side with all the strength I could muster.

The creature let out a deafening howl of pain, stumbling backward in surprise. Seizing the opportunity, I kicked the sled into high gear, hurtling away from the wounded beast as fast as I could.

Behind me, the Sasquatch roared in frustration, but I was already disappearing into the depths of the forest, my heart pounding in my chest with the exhilaration of my narrow escape. As I raced towards safety, I knew that my trusty pocket knife had been my saving grace in the face of danger, a reminder of the importance of always being prepared in the wilderness.
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See, that's the thing though, it makes too many mistakes.

Everyone knows that a Sasquatch can deliver a one-punch knockout to a Kodiak Island grizzly and would never be phased by a knife with a blade of only 3⅞ inches. Plus, since they can hit a top speed of about 45 mph, unless the kick sled was already assembled (and upgraded with a motor) no mere mortal would stand a chance of escape.

I guess ChatGPT hasn't ever been chased through the woods by a Sasquatch...

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A Barlow for me today as well. 😎👍View attachment 2505855
I love seeing that one Todd. Awesome bone👍
Hi folks 👋
A few minutes ago I had the idea of asking chatgpt to write me a post for this thread 😅

Here is what I asked;

Write a post for a traditional knife forum. The post must show an embedded picture of a Victorinox Cadet Swiss army knife and say something regarding how I got to use it today and the joy of carrying it.

Here is the answer 😱
( ChatGPT did not embed a picture or signed it with my username so I added those two things, the rest is the bot 🤖, we are doomed 😮😅)

Title: Embracing the Everyday Joy: Victorinox Cadet by My Side

Hey fellow knife enthusiasts,

Just wanted to share a little story from my day that reminded me why I love carrying my Victorinox Cadet Swiss army knife everywhere I go. Today, I found myself in a situation where I needed a trusty tool to tackle a small task, and as always, my Cadet came to the rescue.

Whether it's opening packages, tightening a loose screw, or even just slicing an apple on the go, this compact companion has never let me down. Its sleek design and practicality make it a constant companion in my pocket, ready to assist at a moment's notice.

I've had this Cadet for years now, and every time I use it, I'm reminded of the quality craftsmanship and reliability that Victorinox is known for. Plus, there's something satisfying about the ritual of unfolding those familiar tools and putting them to work.

Here's a picture of my trusty Cadet in action today:

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Do any of you have similar stories of everyday utility and joy with your favorite knives? Feel free to share your experiences and thoughts!


Happy carving,[Your Username] CelloDan
I use ChatGPT to create all of my posts. In fact, I don’t even own a knife 😁
 
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