What "Traditional Knife" are ya totin' today?

[Ironbut]

I pulled an "Old Geezer" trick when I got up in the middle of the night and tripped on a throw rug in the bathroom. First I slammed my head into the door jam and on the way down slammed my face on the counter and lastly landed on my knee. I'm none the worse for wear - just stiff and sore. Ole "Abby" the Hoarder was right there to lick my face and console me with tail wagging and whining. Taking it easy for the rest of the day with this Osage Orange Wood, spear point, swell end jack. Sausage and waffles for breakfast.

One of the many stupid questions on the Medicare Wellness questionnaire that I have to fill out during the annual physical is,
"Are you afraid of falling?"
No! I love falling you idiots! I throw myself down the stairs a couple times a week.

 

[holo07]

 

[mitch13]

I pulled an "Old Geezer" trick when I got up in the middle of the night and tripped on a throw rug in the bathroom. First I slammed my head into the door jam and on the way down slammed my face on the counter and lastly landed on my knee. I'm none the worse for wear - just stiff and sore. Ole "Abby" the Hoarder was right there to lick my face and console me with tail wagging and whining. Taking it easy for the rest of the day with this Osage Orange Wood, spear point, swell end jack. Sausage and waffles for breakfast.

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Yeah those night walks are dangerous, ended up ist the hospital last month for x rays kicked my foot and it decided to impersonate a balloon. Luckily no break

Heal up well Ed.

 

[Crappie71]

 

[Railsplitter]

I pulled an "Old Geezer" trick when I got up in the middle of the night and tripped on a throw rug in the bathroom. First I slammed my head into the door jam and on the way down slammed my face on the counter and lastly landed on my knee. I'm none the worse for wear - just stiff and sore. Ole "Abby" the Hoarder was right there to lick my face and console me with tail wagging and whining. Taking it easy for the rest of the day with this Osage Orange Wood, spear point, swell end jack. Sausage and waffles for breakfast.

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Glad you’re okay, Ed. I’m only 65 and I think I could still handle a fall but my wife worries about me falling.

There’s a guy at my part time job who is prone to falling. I’ve seen him fall twice but I guess he falls so often that his wife won’t let him go on a cruise because she’s afraid he might fall overboard. I think he’s 73 and appears to be in good health. He just can’t seem to stay upright.

 

[Viper84]