What will I do???

Oooooohhhhh, on a Monday???
This is a tough one.
You can make it through, we're here for you!
Just go get a plastic knife out of the break room. You can even make a paper sheath for it.
Then you can post pics in the "what are you carrying today" thread.
 
This is why I always advocate for keeping a dedicated "deep cavity" back up knife. You never know, so having a (most likely small...but no judgement) knife tucked away that is accessible with nothing more than a strong cup of coffee and a 5 minute sit down could save the day.

Absent of that? Man, I dunno. I guess find the weakest coworker/underling and side stomp their femur. Fashion the resulting compound fracture into a makeshift paleo knife. Im not sure about the edge retention, but you may be able to open a couple of boxes before HR calls you into the office for another talk.
 
I've been in this situation several times before so I can give some helpful advice. First off, calm down and don't panic. You are going to need your wits about you for what comes next. Now, since you obviously currently aren't wearing pants of any description you need to check whether or not you're at least wearing some form of underwear. This is important since it's the difference between the time you spend looking for your missing pants and the multiple knives contained within being merely embarrassing vs being actually criminal.
 
You’re close to loosing your knifenut card.

You better be putting some spare knives in your vehicle, lunch box, desk drawer and anywhere you can have a backup. I’ve got spare knives stashed everywhere. I learned a long time ago to be prepared just in case.
 
No sweat - just run out to the car & get one of the ones you have stashed there....

In other words - - have we learned something? Will we ever be caught without a knife again?
Once upon a time - when I was around 6 years old - I forgot my lunch and had to go hungry at school. I learned a lot from that experience.
 
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