What's the craziest thing someone said to you about one of your knives?

My wife just said "Think ya' got enough black knives there?" (I was laying out all the black ones).
 
Mine arent as funny as yours but oh well

"you have toooo many knives" my ex, but she liked the knife i gave her. Too bad we had to break up because her mom hates my guts, she was a keeper.

mom: "why do you spend so much on knives? Why do you need more"
me: "they cost the same as your shoes, and they get more use too"
Rest of my family: "good logic Andrew." I still get compliments on that one.

"you carry a lighter And two knives wow youre a dangerous boy" Some girl who was flirting with me at a family party. I can't remember if that was before or after I told her I'm getting a minor in explosives engineering from school, I was a little tipsy.
 
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