What's the craziest thing someone said to you about one of your knives?

" I'll tell you something, if you stab somebody with that they're dead" .my seventy yr old boss talking about my ti military
 
was on a low budget zombie movie set and was explaining to this one guy we were late because we were pulled over on the way there, a few seconds later he asked if anyone could cut the sleeves off of a shirt so I take out my Gayle Bradley slice the arms off the shirt and put it back in my pocket within a matter of seconds the guy jumps back and asks why i have a knife and how was I not arrested when i was pulled over by the cops. I tried to explain that he just witnessed one of the many reasons i carry a knife and that I was not arrested because the knife is completely legal and it wasn't like I was waving it around like a maniac in front of a cop. The guy didn't look at me the rest of the shoot...made it even funnier when my gf pulled out her ukpk guy must have felt like he was surrounded by murderers
 
A couple months ago I told my dad I ordered a buck 112, and he said "What do you even use your knives for?"
I responded:"Ya know, cut tape, fishing line, fish, oh yea and to open more knives."
Witch was a weirder statement?
 
Originally Posted by Deebo
Someone told me once that collecting knives was dumb because scissors could do everything my knives could.

Oh yeah? Ever try throwin' scizzors??
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ever tried batoning fire wood with scissors? haha
 
lol one of my friends was joking and goes "LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A KNIFE!" and everyone turned and looked at me...then he was just like "nah im just kidding"
 
When my brother jst sharpend his Spyderco
I cut some paper a half
My friend said : WTf Thats sharpp
And Someone said that mine Victorinox Classic 125 year anniversary a Chinese thing was!!!
Srry about the Type mistakes
12 years old en dutch XD
 
Gadgetaholic said:
I thought this was funny, because I do EDC a pin. Mine is a stainless steel pin and it lives on my Victorinox Cybertool between the liner & scales in behind the corkscrew. Basically I have been carrying this pin every day for almost 11 years. I've used it a few times too - good for popping a blister (I like to clean it with rubbing alcohol before & after using it for something like that).
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When I was in construction I carried a safety pin in my wallet for slivers.
No use to me in the office (I have some in my desk)

But think about it why would you ask someone outside if they had a pin on them and then be surprised they had a knife?

Plus I think in the area of town I work in, if I carried a pin, people would be wondering where the hash was
 
My father sad;
im not gonna bring you new underwear when you get in to jail.
(he sad this cus of a byrd meadowlark:D )
 
My fixed blade that cost 16 dollars can do everything your Scrapper 5 can. Ill be honest being somewhat new to knives I had a hard time explaining in words why that wasn't true. But I know its not haha.
 
"The handles are plastic, its a cheap hunk of crap!" about my BM 551SBKSN ($125) from a former friend carrying a Frost cutlery folder (>$5)....if only he knew the quality and price difference...he's not a knife guy.
 
"What kind of knife is that?"
"A Sebenza"
"I don't like it"
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"Oh. I guess this is nice." My brother.

A last year for Christmas I ordered three small custom Sebenzas with "I'm a Pepper" (my last name) on them. Kept one and gave the other two to my brothers. One, who I've been able to teach a bit about nice knives, was extremely apprecaitive. The other stated the above quote, despite being a guy who usually carries a pocket knife.

I don't buy nice things for people for Christmas any more.
 
My friends all know I always carry a blade on me. but the other day one of them asked: "Can I borrow your knife? But not one of the scary ones".
 
Funniest thing ever said to me regarding a knife.

It may be big...but does it vibrate?
 
I had an old greek man who managed an autobody shop tell me I couldn't carry "that" pointing to the case on my belt, I said "why not?" and he said "Because of the law" I said "what law?" to which he said "Canadian law", I carried on with my conversation with someone else. The case held a Gerber multi-tool.

trust me, no such law exists.
 
So many people believe they know what the law is for everything but never actualy seam to get it right. Although while working security at a night club, I was outside when I had a cop looking sideways at the Ka-Bar large TDI knife on my belt. Took him a minute to realize what it was, then he said "I like that" and gave me a :thumbup: Guess thats because he knew the law and I wasn't braking it.
 
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