Which one can you do without?

Which one can you do without for a year?

  • Beer

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Booty

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Beckers

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bacon

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0
That is just crazy, bacon is the only thing a man would give up because you are still getting laid, still getting drunk and you got some sweet steel. plus i can always have ham, pork chops, sausage, pork roast ect.
Beer doesn't get me drunk. I would have have to chug a whole frickin' keg and at that point I would piss it all out before I got schiggity-schiggity-schwasted. Whereas I could down a single bottle of vodka and be at least tipsy. See the better option?
 
Seriously I get as much attention as the white crayon as I do from girls.

I'll do fine without booty because I wont get booty anyways.
 
I said booty! Hell! I've been married for 15 years! I could go a year standing on my head! Lol! Gettin rid of beer is out of the question! I'm startin to feel a little ill that it was even on the ballad! What kind of sick bastard are you trade?

Yeah, I'm married with 2 kids, what the hell is booty again?
 
I don't know what kind of sick game you're trying to play but I for one refuse to pick any of them!



Ok, ok; beer. Theres always liquor ;)
 
booty for the win? Is that how I'm reading these results?

So the most need elements of life are:

1.Booty
2.Beckers
3.Bacon
4.Beer

Before we eat bacon and drink beer we want to chill with women, and use our Beckers....wait, what?? Oh, yea that's about right I guess.
 
there's but one item on that list that one can't accomplish on one's own...

i don't think i could live a year without bacon

i have lived a year without new beckers

i DEFINITELY have lived years without beer.
 
You'd get a lot more booty if you'd drink, course it wouldn't be top choice booty. Who cares though, you'd be drunk!

I think it's actually because I'm ugly and poor.

Of course, the second one is my fault, with all the knives I want.
 
Those of you that answered Bacon (16) need to turn in your man cards. Pass them forward to the mods, they will be collected at the door on the way out.

Personally I think any guy who couldn't live without any of the four for just a year should turn in his man card...but what would be the fun in that :p
 
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