what is a mall ninja
Secretly, every member on this site has a little bit of Mall Ninja in them.
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what is a mall ninja
Secretly, every member on this site has a little bit of Mall Ninja in them.
I looked up Mall Ninja in the dictionary and all it said was "see Lynn Thompson"
I would have expected [Lynn Thompson]'s picture to be next to the entry "Jabba the Knife Pimp."
As for mall ninjas... as far as the world is concerned, any grown man who fiddles with knives... is a mall ninja. So if you want to know what a mall ninja looks like to the rest of the world, look in the mirror. The only reason we rag of mall ninjas is because there's gotta be someone we can kick, too.
My perception of a mall ninja is a kid who pretends he's bad ass, but will never have the cajones/strength to actually serve.
He hangs out at the mall (or other social places) with his two $6 karambits. He doesn't actually know what a "karambit" or a "hawkbill" knife is, but they look super cool, so he bought two to "dual wield". He also owns several fantasy swords and knives and enjoys swinging them around in his parent's back yard on occasion. Some times he will even film his "bad assedness" and post it to youtube, and we are left with gems such as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GwydiqzadI
Here's another classic:
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(couldn't resist)
Not necessarily, I would just think that of the thousands that do there would be someone admitting to w purchase. I see so many other brands being spoken of that are much more obscure.
I bought two Dark ops knives, a stratofighter stilleto and a vendetta, so that I could make a fair accessment of them. I dont like to listen to hype of bias as I perfer to see things for myself. They arent terrible knives. Im trying to sell them now because I just dont carry them but if you're into big knives then you may like them. The lock is pretty tough on the stratofighter although that crossbolt doesnt quiet serve a purpose. I think that just because the advertisement is over the top doesnt mean they should be instantly discredited. I dont believe they are terribly overpriced as there is alot of material on these things. No my cup of tea personally but not crap either. Get one and decide on your own is my feeling.