"Bots was serving Hogs, yes,
Hogs, and the naassty piglet hogs. Bots
was always helping hogs, O yes, but they
complains all the way, all the way, always picking
on poor android. 'Bot, go and get us Wardens,'
they says. 'Bot, be good to piglets' 'Bot,
take filthy paws off Master HOG's throat.'
Always something they complains about."
"No, no, never would they say, 'Thank you,
Bot, thank you for guiding nice hogs
through cold cruel land to precious INFI'. No, O no, Bot's
only reward was to be dumped into volcano by nice
hogs."