Other than Lorena Bobbit? Seriously, I have a fixed blade next to the bed that is most often used to cut the rubber band that the paper arrives in.
I have been snapped just once too often by that lil devil.
But....why have a knife near a bed? Probly be too groggy to do much more than cut up your jammies if you HAD to use it for defense.
Must be an insecurity thing.
Gun too. At least the gun is something that makes enough noise to wake you up after the first couple shots.
Seriously, how many knuts have a blade near the bed?

I have been snapped just once too often by that lil devil.
But....why have a knife near a bed? Probly be too groggy to do much more than cut up your jammies if you HAD to use it for defense.
Must be an insecurity thing.
Gun too. At least the gun is something that makes enough noise to wake you up after the first couple shots.

Seriously, how many knuts have a blade near the bed?
