Why an Esee-5 and not a BK-2

I worry about anyone who even knows what "foundation" is

Hell, I been married for 15yrs, and been a daddy to 2 little girls for 8 of those. I know how to paint toe nails, braid hair, style hair, pick out dresses, all about makeup, and I know every character in a little girls cartoon that been made in the last 10yrs.

I'm an interactive daddy, I just don't dump my kids off on my parents. God saw fit to grant me 2 little girls, so, in a matter of exchange for them going out to play in the woods with me, I had to learn to sit down and play tea party, make up party, stuff like that. And yes, I have had my nails painted as well as my face. It'll wash off.

At least I do it for my girls, Jeff does it cause it makes him feel sexy, like wearing his skirt to the mall with out panties. You dirty boy.:eek::D

Moose
 
So, what's your point?

I don't have one, I just like sharing. I like wearing skirts too.

HEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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Moose
 
ESEE 5 because ESEE has better, no questions asked warranty and I just feel that I can fully depend on an ESEE more than I can a Becker.
 
Oh my, the moose truth is coming out now.

Well it was a short skirt and the wind was blowing, but you got better eyes than I do if you see the "moose truth" showing under the hem there. I thought I had it tucked up :D

Moose
 
This love fest is making me puke.

Well you did choose the ESEE5 over the BK2, perhaps its the bad taste it left in your mouth that's making you puke:D

Moose
 
I just feel that I can fully depend on an ESEE more than I can a Becker.

Not trying to stir a debate but I would like to know your reasoning behind this statement. I have never felt I couldn't trust a Becker knife. Again, your opinion is yours and I'm truly not trying to stir up anything just curious as to why you believe that.
 
I know how to paint toe nails, braid hair, style hair, pick out dresses, all about makeup, and I know every character in a little girls cartoon that been made in the last 10yrs.

And yes, I have my nails painted as well as my face.

I'm a dirty boy.:eek::D

Thats what Becker Knife and Tool is all about!

Moose


Wow:eek::eek:
 
I figured you'd show up soon enough. I like the quote too. Captures the spirit of the moment, quite well. :D

Moose

I'd much rather be testing those knives for WSS challenge, but my family and I are all sick at home with thye flu. And after reading that you wear make up and dress up like a little girl, we can add nausia to the list of symptoms..

However, even feeling like crap, I can't let an easy insult go by:D

Merry Christmas Moosey
 
I'd much rather be testing those knives for WSS challenge, but my family and I are all sick at home with thye flu. And after reading that you wear make up and dress up like a little girl, we can add nausia to the list of symptoms..

However, even feeling like crap, I can't let an easy insult go by:D

Merry Christmas Moosey

Merry Christmas, brother, I hope you and your family gets to feeling better. I was right there with ya last week, I thought I was on my way out, but I gots better, I wish ya'll a speedy recovery.

Now, back to the show.

If you're gonna insult me and call me names, at least run a spell check over your post ya illiterate Yankee. NAUSEA- to feel so much love for another man, it makes your stomach do hoola hoops around your ass:D

Moose
 
And ONCE again, yet ANOTHER esee threads goes up in homosexual flames.

I just don't get you guys. It's like "How many posts will it take us to get to man love?"

Started with ESEE 5 vs BK2 and in just 2 pages, we got dudes wearing make-up, dudes wearing skirts, "dirty boys" and "love for another man."

I'm done with this forum for awhile. You guys make me sick. If anyone is looking for me, I'll be watching the Lifetime Channel.
 
If you're gonna insult me and call me names, at least run a spell check over your post ya illiterate Yankee. NAUSEA- to feel so much love for another man, it makes your stomach do hoola hoops around your ass:D

Moose

I don't need to know how to spell to outwit or insult a dumb Hillbilly like you. And be honest, you didn't even know what Nausea meant or the spelling of till you just googled it. Ever since the invention of the internet, you Hillbillys have appeared smarter. The only plus to a Hillbilly having internet is that there are less unmollested sheep and even the girls that can't outrun their brothers are staying virgins longer.. So I guess you having the internet isn't a bad thing after all..:p


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Edited, to replace "redneck" with "Hillbilly"
 
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I don't need to know how to spell to outwit or insult a dumb redneck like you. And be honest, you didn't even know what Nausea meant or the spelling of till you just googled it. Ever since the invention of the internet, you rednecks have appeared smarter. The only plus to a redneck having internet is that there are less unmollested sheep and even the girls that can't outrun their brothers are staying virgins longer.. So I guess you having the internet isn't a bad thing after all..:p


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Hey, I'm a Hillbilly, not a Redneck. Get it right. There is HUGE difference between us.

Redneck- Bass Boats, Budweiser, styrofoam coolers
Hillbilly- John Boats, moonshine, 5 gallon buckets with ice in 'em.

Yankees- who cares, as long as they stay up north

Moose
 
You should have just put your logo on some BK-2s, painted them green, and doubled the price. Those AF SERE guys would have never known the difference. Heck, it works for Ritter! :D
 
And ONCE again, yet ANOTHER esee threads goes up in homosexual flames.

I just don't get you guys. It's like "How many posts will it take us to get to man love?"

Started with ESEE 5 vs BK2 and in just 2 pages, we got dudes wearing make-up, dudes wearing skirts, "dirty boys" and "love for another man."

I'm done with this forum for awhile. You guys make me sick. If anyone is looking for me, I'll be watching the Lifetime Channel.

I blame Mike Perrin, for all of it.

Moose
 
Ok I stand corrected. I am glad we can come to an agreement :thumbup:

Now if only you will admit that the BK-2 is the ESEE-5's biatch will we grow to be true brothers.
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