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One time I gave a small, weak child a bk2 and sent his dumb ass off to process firewood for the week. The little SOB then let it fly 2,598 feet (1 mile) out of his hand and it hit me square in the temple. I lift weights all day long and my hands are so calloused, I was luckily able to attach a segment of duct tape to wrap the brats hand around the one pound death machine of the bk2. Next I made sure to lecture the kid on credit card use because hey let's face it, 7000000000000% of camping/hunting/outdoor accidents are caused by these maniac children that buy prepaid cards at Walmart and decide to buy sharp, heavy, "slippery" knives online instead of candy and action figures. My immediate next step was to join a message board of the enthusiasts of this brand of publicly unsafe knife, and explain how they aren't using them right. None of these members have children I assume. Then I went to poop and pee. Before I knew it, they were defending this greedy banker bailout super duper rich guy that designed this horrible thing that countless people love and then they were standing up for this company that supplied the main carry knife for soldiers in several wars. Then I peed and pooped again and watched a YouTube video about a guy that peed and pooped. Then I woke up from this awful dream where I realized i haven't used the knife very much, but I still hate so much. Then I used it and loved it.
All the guys at the forum I offended, I said hey ya'll it was just my opinion before I got to know her. I named her becca and she never slips or hits me in the head. Then we all became friends and had great conversations for a long time.
I love my new friends and I think they forgive me.
I still think (secretly) that Ethan is greedy and caused my head flying knife stab.
But there's one thing he can't buy with all that money.
A dinosaur!
We should all be cooler. The OP might have been a very legitimate question. We all jumped on him like assholes in a gang, and that might have put him on the defensive. We all love beckers (if you don't, then you're in the wrong place). I'm a nobody but I love this forum and love Becker knives. I hope we all support
The freedom of speech too (including opinions we don't agree with). That's exactly what freedom of speech means.
Regardless, you're in the absolute wrong place if you think Ethan is greedy.
Trolls can burn tho. And then pee and poop.
All the guys at the forum I offended, I said hey ya'll it was just my opinion before I got to know her. I named her becca and she never slips or hits me in the head. Then we all became friends and had great conversations for a long time.
I love my new friends and I think they forgive me.
I still think (secretly) that Ethan is greedy and caused my head flying knife stab.
But there's one thing he can't buy with all that money.
A dinosaur!
We should all be cooler. The OP might have been a very legitimate question. We all jumped on him like assholes in a gang, and that might have put him on the defensive. We all love beckers (if you don't, then you're in the wrong place). I'm a nobody but I love this forum and love Becker knives. I hope we all support
The freedom of speech too (including opinions we don't agree with). That's exactly what freedom of speech means.
Regardless, you're in the absolute wrong place if you think Ethan is greedy.
Trolls can burn tho. And then pee and poop.