Why do you buy knives in 5 words or less

[MunroClansman]

Because I can't not, bud.

 

[pvicenzi]

yes...

 

[ridnovir]

because knives make me happy

 

[Acesn8s]

Function
Form
Variety
Value
Dependability

 

[Bmurray]

it's a man thing

 

[A.L.]

I am addicted for life

 

[akula83]

Because I'm a little off.

 

[Bufford]

To feed the knife addiction.

 

[Piso Mojado]

cheaper than guns

 

[kicwk]

Need things to sharpen = meditation

 

[ElectrikHellfire]

The voices tell me to.

 

[Big Bo]

I like to.

 

[jwren]

Need things to sharpen = meditation

That's good, I like that.
For me it would be: whittling = meditation

I still like Charlie Mike's answer best so far though

 

[HoosierQ]

You can't play with guns!

 

[Ethan_Hardy]

Cheaper than guns

 

[SomeNewGuy]

I like them.

 

[withanx]

Can't afford to collect watches

 

[MrGlockJock25]

I use them, they're awesome.

 

[segaprophet]

It's best to be prepared.

 

[Terry M.]

Sharp good, dull bad......unicorn.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

I love the responses here! You guys are hilarious!


Because. I. Can.