Why do you buy knives in 5 words or less

[BladeChick777]

Because I think they're great.

 

[Rich S]

Because I like them !

Rich

 

[bjt3833]

Because I can?

He beat me to it.

 

[flatblackcapo]

Because they are F'in sharp.

 

[silenthunterstudios]

I like sharp knives man.

 

[annasoH323]

My wife let's me.

I think we have a winner, folks...

 

[tueller]

They don't grow on trees.

 

[legato1]

I love knife

 

[Edwood7]

Pointy end towards the enemy

 

[mqqn]

I think we have a winner, folks...

Maybe a winner if I had not used incorrect grammar. She does let me though. ;^)

best

mqqn

 

[redfeenix]

Alternative way to satisfy boners!

 

[heavyfoldersarebest]

Flippers are fun.

 

[Wolverine777]

Swords aren't socially accepted anymore.

 

[vnphan1]

As overly compensation...

 

[Woodrow F Call]

I like sharp, pointy, knives!!!!

 

[smeecogg]

Passion, Love Of The Game!!

 

[flatface77]

I have a mental illness.

 

[Tim20637]

Super Awesome Zombie Pig Sticker

 

[TheSharpLife74]

Because there nice and useful!

 

[Presa canary]

To shave my girls bush...