"Why do you carry a weapon?!"

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Derek the Destroyer

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"So I can save your a$$ when you crash and are stuck in a seat belt" I said. I just found out that I have a anti-knife friend..... Should I trust him?
 
Why do most Americans drive weapons every day? Oh wait, those are stylish tools called cars...no resemblance to a knife is there...
 
I get asked that at work sometimes, by colleagues.

I'm a chef, and others in the kitchen question why I have a knife. Seriously. :numbness:
 
"What, you don't?"

Open carry a pistol (if your state allows it) and no one will notice the knife. :p
 
Daniel J said:
I get asked that at work sometimes, by colleagues.

I'm a chef, and others in the kitchen question why I have a knife. Seriously. :numbness:
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Have you every tried mincing onion with a 2x4 or a brick? Would be my answer.
 
Daniel J said:
I get asked that at work sometimes, by colleagues.

I'm a chef, and others in the kitchen question why I have a knife. Seriously. :numbness:
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Was this a chef/kitchen knife, or a folder type of knife that you had in your pocket?
 
If it was an actual friend of mine that said that to me I would laugh my ass off.
 
I used to try to explain, make an effort to explain my views, but not any more. I'm not an antisocial ogre, but I'm quite private and very zealous about my individual freedoms. So I tend not to speak to people I don't know, and those who know me aren't worried about my guns and knives.
 
I thinks it is because I have a very small penis, testicles and brain. :(
 
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because it's a tool that I use for utility purposes, I actually chopped a whole tree down with a CS bowie machete yesterday.
 
jac_solar said:
Was this a chef/kitchen knife, or a folder type of knife that you had in your pocket?
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A folder in my pocket. Needed a knife in a hurry and most were on the other side of the kitchen or in the wash, so I just used mine. You'd think I'd stripped naked from the shock on their faces.
 
Franciscomv said:
I used to try to explain, make an effort to explain my views, but not any more. I'm not an antisocial ogre, but I'm quite private and very zealous about my individual freedoms. So I tend not to speak to people I don't know, and those who know me aren't worried about my guns and knives.
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basically what I was thinking to a T
 
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