Why dont we have a place to Snark?

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daizee said:
why on earth would you want to repel beer?
(or does it attract Murphs?)
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Well you can spray a bear with bear spray and they will run off or you can spray them with beer and get them drunk, sit down, tell them stories about your life, etc... and then when they let their guard down and you have earned their friendship, you can stab them in the neck with your knife.
 
DJG097 said:
I might have one somewhere. You might be better off with a jig saw though.
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:confused: A hole saw is round to start. I just ordered this one from the River.

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DerekH said:
Well you can spray a bear with bear spray and they will run off or you can spray them with beer and get them drunk, sit down, tell them stories about your life, etc... and then when they let their guard down and you have earned their friendship, you can stab them in the neck with your knife.
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Based on your glory hole comment, I'm starting to think you mean a different kind of bear.
 
DerekH said:
Well you can spray a bear with bear spray and they will run off or you can spray them with beer and get them drunk, sit down, tell them stories about your life, etc... and then when they let their guard down and you have earned their friendship, you can stab them in the neck with your knife.
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Nice plan. If we come up on a bear, I'm going to whip out the can, spray the shit out of Kay with it then run like hell.
 
If you rub somebody down with bacon grease, it's considered a marriage proposal.
 
Ah, good 'ole Kentucky courting rituals. Sounds like fun. We'll have to try a variation of something like that at the next Gathering.
 
tradewater said:
Nice plan. If we come up on a bear, I'm going to whip out the can, spray the shit out of Kay with it then run like hell.
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When we were in Yellowstone, we talked to a few rangers. They said that the bears actually like the taste and smell of the spray. :eek:

Apparently, when people test spray that stuff, it actually attracts bears, they have found empty cans with teeth marks in them.

They also said that if you come up on a bear, the last thing to do is run, as it will trigger the bear's instinct to chase, and those suckers are fast.:D

Stand and fight, and if that doesn't work, play dead. Because you know bear never eat dead things.:D
 
Just got these in today from a trade. The little stag handled muela is sweet! And this ontario would rock... i just have to get these orange scales off first :) Thanks Zuluninja



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So psyop turns out my 1311 is a catch and release... I just cant get into res-c no matter how much i try. I sold my taliwacker because of res-c and it was a jungle green version and i love that coating color.

Well i have to have a crash rat anyways!
 
zuluninja said:
aaaahhh thc...one day, we will all look back and shake our heads at the silliness of some laws...get that massage and herbal therapy ASAP!
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worldwood said:
Tetrahydrocannabinol has been studied and showed promise for inflammation, pain, muscle spasms, And any other issues i might have right now lmao, best part its natural needing no man made additives to help heal the body.
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Dang filthy hippies :grumpy:

:p

Ice, then heat. Alternate until it feels better or you get sick of doing it.

All this talk of bears reminded me of this:

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Whats happenin fellas? Hope everyone is having a good summer. Im remodeling my house, and that is eating all my time, and Becker monies up. It will be better soon. Anyhoo, just poppin in to see whats up. Take 'er easy.
 
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